28 Days Later with Michael Good

Is Cillian Murphy the bravest actor in history? His tiny dork in 28 Days Later says so! Michael Good joins us on the pod hot off his Kill Tony debut! Michael picked 28 Days Later cause his brother told him to. This guy will do anything!

Zombies, monkeys, Cillian's penis and a movie dad we all want. Check it out!

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

I don't know. I just watched like casual lesbian porn the other day, which feels almost that almost feels Christian too.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

It's casual lesbian porn. What's casual?

SPEAKER_03 0:09

It's just regular chicks eating each other's pussies. Like it's not like people spitting on each other. It's just like fun. It feels healthy. And then you feel like you could shake your father's hand the next day. You're like, this is nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

Relationship lesbians aren't that hot though.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

No, I saw two last night though, and I was like, You know what? He saw some in Province.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

We saw some in uh upstate New York. Oh no, Massachusetts.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Massachusetts, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Yeah, some haughty lesbians.

SPEAKER_05 0:30

It's very surprising. Yeah. Well, they were surrounded by not was with yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

So in a mix of them all. They're probably like those, yeah, that's why they found each other.

SPEAKER_03 0:39

They're both hot and they're like, they're like, aren't all these bitches fucking ugly? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

I'm not going with the rusty scissors fucking over here. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Rusty scissors, that's incredible. It's also like nice to see, like, I saw them and I'm like, they're gonna have such a lovely evening back at home. Like, you know what I mean? They're just gonna be two chicks in an apartment, like, oh hey, just so nice to each other.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

They're not.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Um probably they don't even mean to me for a second because there was like a guy smoking like crack on the bus. And I was just trying to make little conversation. The train. This is the train in the city. This is last night. I was coming home from shows.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:13

And I was just like, I don't know what that guy's deal was. They looked at me like, we don't want to fuck you. I'm like, I wasn't, I was just trying to make like a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

It's so great.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Yeah, it was weird, huh? Yeah, which I realize now probably look like fucking.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

That would have been funny. That guy's really weird, and you have your dick out.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

I'm just beating the fuck out.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

I'm like, what a weird. We're not gonna fuck you. Whatever, bitches.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Yeah, I don't like you anyways, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

All right, that's a good introduction. Michael Good here, guys. And just coming off, are we allowed to say Kill Tony?

SPEAKER_03 1:42

Yeah. Oh, I can talk about all that.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Just got back from killing on Kill Tony. Did you call him uh faggot? I hope you did.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

No, that was the thing, too. It's very funny. I've definitely never been like, I fucking hate that. I never said anything like super, but I've called him gay a million times on my podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Yeah, well, yeah. I'm not saying anything wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

No, no, no, no. Now that I got the show, I think the flames in the poster are very cool. I think the two guns, the gun microphones are badass.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

I don't think oh my god. David Lucas is amazing.

SPEAKER_03 2:11

I'm in a different I'm in a different thing now.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Now I'm uh different, you're killed Tony Mike now.

SPEAKER_03 2:16

I know, no, but it is funny too.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Tony good because of my podcast, like I like that.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

I have no middle name, so Michael killtoni.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

Michael Kill Tony Good.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

I legally changed my name to Michael Kill Tony Good. That would be amazing. I could do I have no middle name. But um the funny part is like a month ago, I was joking to my podcast, can you kill Tony and Austin? Like, yeah, it'd be funny if I like, you know, called them gay for like a year and then did his podcast. I was like, you're a m- but that's literally what happened.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

It was like shut the fuck off. You don't like wait, did you do that at the mothership, right?

SPEAKER_03 2:44

Yeah, and you don't know, don't get me wrong, I wasn't like uh like when you do well, you're just like a fucking you're you I felt like a five-year-old who just won a fucking beauty pageant. Because you're standing there and you're like, Yeah, I know, I know. Like I wasn't on the pan, I wasn't like, what about that? I was just sitting there like, hi everybody. Like you're just like so weird, dude.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Like you're at a school recital and they're like, good job.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

Yeah, and you're like, I think I think when he said I'm doing Magic Square Garden, I put my hand in the air like this or something.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

I can't call anybody. Are they gonna film it?

SPEAKER_03 3:16

They did, yeah. It comes out in two or three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Um I look fucking gayer than he has a well, uh, it was uh Tim Butterly and Steve O.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Okay, Steve O, I know. I don't know Tim Butterly.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Tim Butterley was cool as shit. Tim Butterly's cool.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Is he? Funny.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

He was the fucking man. Well, because like what happened was I did the set, it went well. I could hear him laughing, and then we're talking I'm just unloading everything.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

And you did five, like how much time? I don't know what do you do.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

You do one minute.

unknown 3:39

One minute.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

You do one minute? One minute. Yeah. So what did you do?

SPEAKER_03 3:42

I did baby funeral joke. That's great. Which is perfect. Which is great too, because it's bombed so many times, and I was like, I'm taking a fucking swing, I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

Well, yeah, and if it bombs, you're like, all right, whatever, been here, done that.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't live in Austin. There's zero fucking uh you have no idea until like five minutes before you're gonna be on. It's a bucket bowl, it's completely random. There's 400 people probably signed up. Maybe maybe like 200, 200 probably.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

You hit it.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

Yeah, and all that day I was joking around. They're like, what are you doing tonight? I'm like, I'm signing up for Kilton, I'm gonna be famous. Just like joking around.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Fucking dick.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Yeah, yeah. That's so good, good.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

I'm still I'm so happy. You're the perfect person for this. Oh, yeah. You're the perfect You and Alan Fitzgerald. Those are the two I want to. He would have fucking annihilated. So you did the baby thing, and then that's it.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Yeah, what's what happened was I just want to, do you mind if I just like try to speed up? Like, I just wanted to tell it quickly. So I'm like, earlier that day, I have to borrow like 300 bucks from my mom, and she's like, maybe you shouldn't have gone to Austin. I'm like, you're right, this is all a big mistake. I shouldn't have came down here. Right. And then uh I'm like crawling under like a fence to get to a bus, and I'm like, maybe I'll do kill Tony tonight and it'll go well. And I'm like, come on, I think I'm like, and I was like, yeah, but just like let's live in a world where I get a little success while I'm here and you know, mentally. And then it happened, went great, did the baby funeral joke. They got a little uncomfortable at first, but but before I hit the punch lines with the baby killing joke, hi Micah. It's not a baby killing joke, but but yeah, I just I went-kill a baby. No, I don't. That happened once a show. The woman's like, I love the baby rape joke. I was like, that's not that's not I didn't do that. But uh, I said the first line, I was like, I had to go to a baby funeral, and they go, ooh, and I go, Don't worry, I'll make it silly. And that got them on my side, and then the whole joke works.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Oh, that's perfect, okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

And I didn't want to do the retarded joke because I didn't want to like pander to Austin, but I was like, I have 10 seconds left, so I gotta just do something quick.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Right.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

And then um all this is coming out in the podcast, you know, they're like rose to me a little bit. I'm talking about how I had to sell feed fix to a podcast listener. Everything's just coming out. Like I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

Okay, right. And then um that's the best time to do it, though, dude.

SPEAKER_03 5:38

Yeah, yeah. When they, you know, made fun of me a little bit just about like, you know, borrow money from my mom and shit. And then uh the fucking uh Tim Butterly was so cool. He's like, because they're like your parents supportive. If I was like, you know, they're good people, but my dad was like, you know, we got an argument over Christmas. I was like, I never have to borrow money from you. We're not talking about comedy again. Then a month later I had to borrow money from him. And uh he was like, dude, your dad's fucking wrong, man. You're gonna fucking make it and just be like the most sincere.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Oh my god, dude. Then I got blown by a fucking unbelievable, dude. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, it was great.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

Well, my dad's tone shift is but I was like, no, no, he's a good guy. And then Tim Barley's like, no, fuck your dad. The crowd's like, yeah. And then fucking the funniest is I love my dad, but what a tone shift. For years, he's like, you can't eat beans your whole life, you gotta get a serious job. He's not saying quick comedy, but you know, I guess the the couple days before, my sister's like, Are you happy? And he goes, you know, I just wish Michael would settle down and figure his shit out. And then the day after killed Toad, he's like, guys, hard work pays off. And I was like, dude, shut up.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Shut up, dude. That my entire film is the same way though. They're just they're just like that completely. They're just uh they don't get it until like something like that. And then they're like, oh, not good. It's like, yeah, you see how that works though? You see, I have to put time and effort into it.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

Yeah, yeah. You can't be like, I knew all along. It's like you fucking didn't at all. And then the the vibe ours when he said MSG because I was such a fucking idiot. He goes, he's like uh a shout out.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I love Chinese food.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

Yeah, I did. I did shout out New York and the pear, because like, where'd you get up? I was like, New York and Grizzly Pearl. I was like, I hope the grizzly pear is dayfully, you know, tossed in there. Yeah, yeah. Um because uh what was it?

SPEAKER_05 7:17

But um Thanks for mentioning those you're gonna get eight o'clock on Monday. Thanks so much. Yeah, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

But uh no, I'm like, yeah, I just wanted to shout out, you know, I mean like these places give me a ton of stage time. And uh he was like, Where would be your ideal place to perform stand-up in New York? And I was like, like a comedy club? And he goes, No. Where would be our ideal place to perform stand-up? I was like, uh he's like, where would be where would be? I was like, I was like, Madison Square Garden. He goes, Congratulations, Michael. Good. You're doing Kill Tony and Madison Square Garden.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Did you hear that, Matt?

SPEAKER_03 7:48

Oh, we had a whole conversation. He was the most supportive guy I've talked to yet.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Oh, really? Matt Benjamin. No, you're not in the shot. Come here, Matty. Somebody say hi. Pop your head in, Matt.

unknown 7:55

What's up, guys?

SPEAKER_01 7:56

You're taking up the whole frame. All right, bye. Get back in there. Good fucking pet, Michael.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

Live in studio audience. Um, but yeah, I don't want to talk too much about it, but like, yeah, it was just a great week, and uh I look, I don't take back calling that guy gay, but he did, he he did fucking give you a huge opportunity.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

Really, if that works out, I'm really happy for you, buddy. I'm really, really, really happy for you. I'll hold it for you.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Oh, thank you. Well, that's the thing. That's the thing too, is I was like, I could still bomb MSG, but I'm like, I still get to do stand-up at MSG.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Right, dude, that's fucking hyped. I'm fucking I'm rooting for you like a motherfucker, dude. That is awesome.

SPEAKER_05 8:35

I can't think of a like a more perfect person for the panel because you're so fucking open and honest about all your shit. So many people get on the panel and they're just like quiet, and then they like quickly like, all right, you suck, see ya. It's more important to be entertaining when they're interviewing you than the actual.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

Oh, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

And I don't think I was that I snuck in one joke on the panel I just had. I casually got like one joke in as one of my bids. Um, but then I wasn't like fucking, but uh, he was like, You are fascinating. Because I was talking about, like, yeah, I'm studying to be a UFO investigator.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

Like, he's like, he's like, he's like, you are just fascinating. God, Rogan fucking popped up. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Seriously, like you're like, yeah, like I never even thought about it. You're like perfect for those fucking goons.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

Well, then I told uh Tim Butterly, it came up later that I banged a trans woman. He's like, Why the fuck did you bring that up on the panel? I was like, what am I just supposed to randomly be like, also one time I fucked a trans woman by accident? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like I'm How much time do you get at MSG? It's still a minute and like a five or ten minute panel.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Okay, and then they'd be there, but they're gonna have like Le Creme Le Creme.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

Yeah, I assume it'll be like Chain Gillis.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Yeah, that's fucking great. When is this happening?

SPEAKER_03 9:44

Uh it's not until August, which I'm kind of happy about. They're not like next week your MSG. I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:48

Right. That's great. Good for you, man.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Oh, and I've been riding it, dude. At the bar we were at uh Betford Falls and Mikey, it was just telling chicks like this guy's doing MSG in August, and I was like, Stop it, stop it.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Dude, you're gonna be so ridiculous, man. Yeah, just don't get anyone pregnant, please. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

No, and even after I said, like when I went to the bar, I was like, do not get fucking hammered. Don't smoke a fuck ton of weed and do not fuck anybody tonight. I was like, just fucking.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Good job.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Yeah, because I was like, Yeah, I was like, you don't know, because it's fortunate, like I walked out of the mother mothership and raft out of the bar they were putting y'all in, and then like people are pouring out, people taking pictures with you. There's like girls talking to you, and I was like, all right, let me not fucking just be like making out with a girl at the bar immediately after.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Good call, Michael. Look at that. This is growth, buddy. I think it is. Thank you. I appreciate it. I didn't expect that, but that's great. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy for you, Mikey. Uh, but anyway, we have you here to talk about a movie, but we haven't seen you in a while, and uh, we love having you. Um Observer. Well, you know what's funny? I fucked up. I thought I had it, but I think what happened was when I went on the road, I needed the card, and I said, fuck it, I already I already put this on my computer and I deleted the audio or the visual.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

Oh, yeah, no worries.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

So we were like, fuck it, we'll have you back anyway. And then you picked, you went from observe and report to 28 days later, which is crazy. What a fucking, what a leap.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

Well, uh this is the thing. I never seen 28 Days Later. No, we're my brother was like, you should watch this movie.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

You haven't seen it yet?

SPEAKER_03 11:10

No, no, no, no, I've seen it now.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

I was gonna say, that's really funny if you said for us. I debated my brother told me to watch that would be real.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

I debated Wikipedia just because it would be funny, I debated Wikipedia page reading it and then just pretending I'd seen it until the last second be like, I didn't watch that movie. I just wrapped me.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

I've never seen that film in my life. Yeah, good. August MSG, baby.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

I'm just here to promote Max Square Garden. I don't watch movies. Well So you hated it, right?

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Well, I didn't hate it. I didn't say I just didn't like it, I thought it was too long.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

Yeah, I was too long.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

They could have cut more out. Like, I don't care about him talking to the chick. I didn't like the chicks in it.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

I don't think they're good actresses.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

No, it sucked. They weren't great.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

They weren't great at all. Brendan Gleason, the the Irish dudes killed it.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Oh, Killian Murphy?

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Killian Murphy and Brendan Gleason.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

Yeah, yeah. Oh, he was great. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

What a jolly little dude to have.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

I should want him to be your dad.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

You want totally want him to be my dad. And I want to say duh. Like they say it.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Was he I had to watch it on like lower volume. Was he Irish in the movie?

SPEAKER_01 12:16

No, I just think they're well, maybe, I don't know, but they're not like So that's a thing.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

I think Brenda Gleason was doing an English accent. Killian Murphy originally started doing an English accent, and it was so bad.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

It's funny how much they hate each other.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Yeah, that's I think it's fantastic. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Because I'm I'm like in a long distance kind of thing with like an Irish girl. Oh, it's fantastic. Um, and it but it's so funny to hear her talk about the Brits because I just assumed I was like, You guys are all like one happy family, right? She's like, no, no, not at all. I don't I don't look at what's going on over there. I'm like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_01 12:47

It's been it's like been since the seventh, like since like ever. Like ever.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

Yeah. I remember the first time that happened at a comedy show.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

That's why they're all pro-Palestinians because they're just like, fuck you, get the fuck out. We get it.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

Yeah, no, and and I didn't know this until I was doing a comedy show. These people are like, I'm from Ireland, and I was like, Oh, is you guys in the UK? And they're like, no, and I'm like, I don't pay attention to World War. Your voices are so funny. Yeah, Michael.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

It is really funny.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

I'm like, I'm like, you guys are a small little island over there doing your thing. I don't know. But now, no, no, look, I have to go over there at some point, and I am gonna be respectful and learn a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Also, we already have a bad rap. I can't you go on over there being such a douchebag. It's like it's we're s we suck, and it's like if I I can't get I I'm gonna have to I'm gonna start a system. They're talking about fucking Brexit or something.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

I'm like, oh, is that like uh did he get like a golden ticket or something? Is he one of the regulars?

SPEAKER_01 13:43

I saw my fucking. I hope you get, you know what, you're gonna get you're gonna get beaten the shit out of like about 12 little 10-year-olds in Ireland. They do run in packs and they are fucking gnarly, dude. So just be ready.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

This is true though. I won't learn my lesson because I love when people go, that guy really needs to be punched in the face. And everybody I know who gets punched in the face a lot, they keep getting punched in the face. Like, like nobody's like, I got punched in the face, I guess I'll change my tune. They're like, I'm gonna keep being an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Yeah, that's true. I yeah, I don't I yeah, you know what? You gotta get at the right age.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

I I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I got you got your ass kicked at 17 hardcore. You don't think that's like, all right.

SPEAKER_05 14:19

It matters who you're around. You need people to be like a fucking stop being an idiot. Stop being an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:25

Well, I guess I was never an asshole. I've been an idiot before, but it's like one of those things where you're an idiot, you're not an asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I stand by that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:33

You're very sweet, you're just stupid. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Yeah. This is why I'm if they start roasting me on panel, I'm gonna be fucked.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

I pulled up your podcast, Michael. I'm like, how am I gonna get canceled by the anti-cancel culture comedian?

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Exactly. What? I called you gay. You suck dick, we go.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

Yeah, I've had an anal bee in my butt. I'm not judging anybody.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Yeah, exactly. I fuck trans.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

Yeah, I'm just goofing.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

I'm never like I respect my girlfriend so much I tell people, don't tell them I'm gonna do that joke tonight. Remember, I used to be like, when you had the first time. Oh yeah, yeah, my ex had the didn't like the trans bit. And I'm like, dude, I never said your girlfriend ever. But it's very, it was very respectful.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Yeah, but then I was like, I gotta get the joke.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

But I mean, you still was like, you know, tell, you know, tell us not to tell her that you said the joke.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

Yeah, that was just a whole mess of a thing with uh yeah, yeah, what a mess. I was like, I was like, okay, so for a month I won't do the bit till we figure it out. And I talked to one person, they're like, what are you talking about? I was like, Yeah, you're kind of right. Why would I like not do my best bit? This is kind of all stupid.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

All right, so sorry, 28 days later, Danny Boyle. I you know what it is I didn't like about two? I mean Levi told me this when he came over. I didn't I didn't like the way it looked. Like it because it was digital shit. And I'm like, why can't they re-um what's the word they do to films?

SPEAKER_03 15:52

Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about, it's killing me.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Like it just looked like freaking like it looked like the colors were bleeding into each other. It just didn't look right.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

Yeah, so it was filmed on digital cameras, and this was early 2001 digital cameras. This is before like even George Lucas was like, I'm not fucking with those yet. You know, he he waited until they know. Oh, I'm sorry, is this not a movie podcast? Stupid fucking hat. God. So the problem was the highest quality was 480p. Yeah, I didn't even realize that. And if you film something on low quality, you can't upscale it.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Yeah, that's a great point.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

Yeah, you can't do that. So the film they can do. What's it called with a film they'll yeah, they'll transfer it to digital and then you have high fidelity. Yeah, what's the word?

SPEAKER_01 16:45

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

Refurbish, not refurbish, refurbish, it's yeah, it's uh what do you call it?

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Not archive.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

God, they did like 100, they did all the Disney movies. They're like the movie got re-something.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

Rebooted, remastered.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

Remastered? I think that's remastered.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

But I still hear with movies.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

They'll say, like, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

But yeah, this needs to be remastered. Like Apocalypse Now, they did it too. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 17:08

They it can't be. So they're apparently in their AI upscaling, which is very common now for a lot of TV shows that are popular back in the day that were filmed poorly. They're doing AI upscaling.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Like what they better not fuck with any of the 90s. Like, don't fuck with the wire. Don't fuck with homicide life on the show. No, the wire's fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Like all the most of the HBO shit's fine.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

Uh they do with friends, you can just see Matthew Perry nodding off. Like, I guess he was on drugs and souls.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Yeah, he was K. That'd be fantastic, dude. Corny Cox put like fucking facelifts on the fucking set while it's going on. Have you seen that bitch's face?

SPEAKER_03 17:44

It's yeah, it's nuts.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

It's nuts, dude. That is a nice dude. I couldn't even tell. Like, she literally looks like the Joker from we saw Scream 7.

SPEAKER_05 17:52

How horrible. Uh Providence.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Which I didn't know they were boycotting, by the way. Did you know about that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 17:58

Who?

SPEAKER_01 17:58

People are boycotting because there was an actress that said something about, you know, the Palestinian shit, and then she got That's a real sacrifice.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

I'm gonna go ahead and not see Scream 7. You know what I mean? Like I'm taking it. Meanwhile, it was a it was a big hit.

SPEAKER_05 18:11

Well, yeah, they made a bunch of money. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

But it's a shit movie.

SPEAKER_05 18:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It stinks. But uh, so yeah, they can't they can't make this better. And the problem is that we're watching it on TVs that are made for 2K, 4K. Right, right, right. So we're really seeing like how bad this is.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

Yeah, it was so bad. It looked really bad. That's one thing that irked me. Because when they go to the 35mm, like you're saying, at the end.

SPEAKER_03 18:33

Yeah, it looks great.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

It looks gorgeous.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Yeah, it looks like a different movie.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

Yeah completely, which I guess that's the vibe because you're in this, you know, world. Like I say, I like the movie. It's good. I just think we need to cut some more of it and we need to lose um the women. And maybe a little No, you gotta have the chicks. I get it. It's just the acting sucked. Yeah, she was horrible, the young girl.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

I would also throw like a little bit of levity in it. Maybe like, well, I'd just say a little bit of lesbians in it. Some nice lesbians.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

Some nice lesbians.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

It was kind of crazy they jumped that fast. So it's been 28 days, and they're like, Well, we need sex slaves. Let's not even ask the women. Like, I was like, you just do it, they'd be like, hey, should we try to fuck these girls? And then if they say no, then we'll make them sex slaves. But they're immediately like, I guess we just gotta make them sex slaves.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Well, you know what? I kind of not for nothing, that's the part I kind of like because that's just the psychological part, like Lord of the Flies. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Because it's a fast, yeah. Well, because it's like um what humanity, like psychology, what they do. You know what I mean? Like they became animalistic primates, you know?

SPEAKER_05 19:31

And when it's immediately cut off from the world, you don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

But I guess that's there's maybe like a reflection of that in the zombies. I don't know if this is like something they thought about, but the zombies turn immediately compared to other movies. So I wonder if they're trying to like if there's something about like the humans turn immediately into monsters and the zombies turn immediately into monsters.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

Oh, that's wow, look at him doing a little thinking. Yeah. He went, I mean, it's stupid.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

But wait until I go on my gun rant. You're gonna hear about that. I'm be like, this would have never we would have been fucking.

SPEAKER_05 19:55

Well, that's yeah. That's right, that's a retort factor. Is it? Well, that's why Danny Boyle's like, this needs to be an English movie. Oh, right. Because nobody has guns. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

That makes it a lot of people. Right, correct. Which, yeah, that's which makes it awesome. Yeah, it's yeah, because it would have been a technical.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

It would have taken yeah, because in 28 days, like it would have taken them longer in like America because we would have been because we kill them with guns. That's like how they get killed.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

So right, right, right. But yeah, I know. That's so weird that they do it that uh but I don't get how you know what I didn't pay attention to. So I got I couldn't watch the whole like I watched it now, the rest of it today. But like, yeah, the beginning's too long. They need to cut more of it. The beginning shot is sick though when he's running from them and he got like the acknowledgement of realizing what's going on. Yeah, when he's in the city all by himself, and then it's like then it's like what the fuck? And then like seeing that journey was intriguing. Yeah, yeah. And then I like a lot of the shots, and then when they blew up the gas station, that whole sequence was sick. Yeah, throwing those Maltov cocktails. That's sick. Yeah, and then but I like when it gets to the point where the other dude dies and it's just him and her, there's a part in that just that whole part they could have cut that sooner, I feel like.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

Yeah, I also thought it was gonna end when they get in the car crash. Like, don't end there, like because it stops for a second and then it goes 28 days later.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

Yeah, that would I'm surprised that's not a conservative gun angle. That'd be really funny. If they're like, what if zombies come? We'd be fine. Like that'd be a really funny argument.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

That'd be one of their arguments.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

I love the chimps that so I'm a diehard monkey fan. Like, I almost got one when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Oh, you are a monkey boy?

SPEAKER_03 21:26

I can identify almost any species if you pull up a picture here.

SPEAKER_01 21:28

Are you freaking out with Punch? Do you love him?

SPEAKER_03 21:31

I love, of course.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

You like, do you want him?

SPEAKER_03 21:33

I I want him, I'd give him a good life.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Do you what do you really want Punch?

SPEAKER_03 21:36

I do.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

That's so cute. Would you let him keep the toy?

SPEAKER_03 21:39

Yeah, I mean, that'd be good. The house would be filled with him. Yeah. I dressed up as a giant. What are those? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Dude, when you make your first like m real money, you're gonna go buy a monkey. I know you will. You'll be still in an apartment in New York. You'd be like, you have an apart like a monkey on your shoulder. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

I'm like one of the most financially responsible people. Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Your showgirl girlfriend will be with you.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

Well, that's the funny part too. Is like I've gone so when I was a kid, I almost got a monkey. I don't know if we have time to get into it, but go ahead. So I'll speed this up quick. My d my dad lived in Miami in the 70s. People had wild pets. He was 10. His neighbor had two monkeys. Her husband left town. She bought a third. And apparently he called. Yeah, he called her. He's like, if I come home and there's a third monkey in her house, we're getting a divorce. So she gave it to my dad when he was 10.

SPEAKER_05 22:25

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Yeah, they had a woolly monkey.

SPEAKER_05 22:27

Let me just dad was in a sitcom.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Oh, it's insane.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

She comes over with the fucking thing in a cage. She's like, You gotta take this and throws it to you.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

Yeah, she doesn't know.

unknown 22:37

You're like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 22:39

I guess his mom was like, There's no way we're keeping a monkey, and then they saw it. They're like, That thing is so they're you can't keep them as pets anymore because they're super endangered. But like, look at that fucking thing. A woolly monkey. Oh my god, dude. So cute.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Oh my god, dude. That is are you kidding me, dude? This is the cutest thing. I mean, this is a little freaky.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Yeah, when they get a little older, yeah. But he said his bar, his bike would be parked on a kickstand, and it would try to drive the thing. Like it would sit up there and like try to move it and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Julia Kastner just try to reach you.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Oh, yeah, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

She's not, he's not doing it, Julia. Woolly monkey, what an adorable baby.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

They're so fucking cute.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

They're so cute, dude. So what happened with it? What do you do?

SPEAKER_03 23:17

So it's just a mess. Like it would like slap the neighbor's dog and like run up a tree. Like it would steal shit all the time.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

I love it.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

Just a disaster.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

Yeah. Insane.

unknown 23:31

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

His name was Cornelius.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Yes, of course.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

That's insane. It would just be on his back. My dad would ride his bicycle around the neighborhood and just Cornelius would be on his back and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Your dad was your you and your dad are probably so alive. Oh, yeah. It's not even funny. That's probably why he's a little bitch.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

Well, yeah, you gotta hear the story of like I'll get to this quick. But they said the one of my favorite little anecdotes he told me is one time uh it would sneak into the house because it had like a giant monkey, it monkeyed around, dude. No, it was yeah, hard, dude. And they were all standing there, it was when the Miami Dolphins won the Super Bowl. I don't know what year, but the monkey was hiding behind the couch and they all went up and yelled. And they thought he thought it was getting yelled at. So he ran up and was like in a tree for like a week and they like couldn't get him down.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Yeah, because they tried everybody go, woo!

SPEAKER_00 24:16

And the monkey's like, ah, I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

God, that's so funny, dude.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

So the way this happened with me was when I was a C junior in high school, I was making like straight C's. My parents like, if you make straight A's, we'll pay for half your car. And I was like, what about a half of a pet monkey? And they were like, Yeah, he's not gonna make the grades. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. It's it's technically a monkey.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

It's gotta be alive this time, Dad.

SPEAKER_03 24:38

Yeah, come on. We're not doing this. And I locked in crazy. I made straight A's, and then so everything with you, losing weight, doing this. I'm like, yeah, I need some sort of incentive. I'm like, yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

That's that's that's fantastic, yes.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Yeah, and obviously, my mom is like, Yeah, we're not gonna like do that, right? My dad's like, what are you talking about? We promised him, he's like, we made a deal, and then it started serious fights in my family. And I'm like 17, so I can't figure out why this is retarded. And like, my mom, we're arguing at a restaurant. My mom stands up, she goes, We are not getting a goddamn pet monkey. And the whole restaurant's just staring at us like, what the fuck is going on there? Me and my dad go to the parking lot, he's like, I'm gonna get, we're gonna get a monkey.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

Wait till we finally get married. There's just a monkey in the audience.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

That's so fantastic, man.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

It was amazing, and then she leaves town one week and we go down to like South Florida and we go to a monkey breeder's house, right? Oh my god. This crazy hot German lady has 40 monkeys and two lemurs in her house. Dude.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

Lemurs are not for sale.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Oh my god. Her husband just looked beaten down. He's just watching the game. He's like, My wife is out of her fucking mind.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Dude, wait, where in South Florida are we talking?

SPEAKER_03 25:54

I think it was Coral Springs, and she's she's like, she's like, yeah, she has like a picture of her monkey that passed away. She's like, Oh, he had a volume monkey. She's like, this is my old vully monkey. He passed away. He's got like a picture, like he's like a kid, like a framed picture. Yeah, yeah. And she says, My favorite thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

The blood in his mouth, like, you know, it's her just getting all wrapped up. They just got done, and he's all like this.

SPEAKER_03 26:21

Flicking off the husband. Yeah, fuck that guy. Um then she says, she's she's like, yeah, Z monkey's actually pretty famous. He was in a pit bull music video. She's like bragging about the credits of the monkeys.

unknown 26:35

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_03 26:37

He is Mr. Veltvide.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Yeah, let you know a little ootsy threat.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in a video. It is a fucking sick flex, dude. I think one rapper got a uh, he didn't know it was a baboon. So but they're cute as baby, and he just didn't know because like that's the one you obviously can't have as a pair.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

Yeah, that's the one that like rips your face off, right?

SPEAKER_03 26:58

Yeah, yeah. And he like got one in the.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Don't they have the ass when they're young like that? Doesn't the bamboon's ass like you could tell it's a bamboo.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

I I think it it probably I think it's probably less red. It's probably some weird nature thing where they're like the baboon's ass turns red when it's making it's probably like some weird shit.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

But anyways, I got bit like five times, and like it was like this house smells like shit, and this is kind of sad. It was definitely a little sad.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

You got bit by the monkeys?

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Oh, yeah, yeah. I was holding the little ones or like marmosets, so they're like probably like you know, yay big, and they just the little ones bite a lot. Apparently the bigger ones don't bite as much, but if they do bite you, it's like you're fucked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

So, um well, what's that famous one where the woman had a monkey, I thought, and it ripped her face off.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

Yeah, that was a chimp.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Wasn't that in Florida?

SPEAKER_03 27:39

Uh no, it was in Connecticut, actually.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

That was Connecticut?

SPEAKER_03 27:41

Yeah.

unknown 27:42

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

That story's nuts because like the chimp flipped on a lady, ripped her face off, and then the cops came, and this is how strong chimps are. The the cop locked himself in the car when he showed up because the the the chimp was going crazy, and it was shaking the car, ripped the fucking door off, and then he shot it like when it was like had his hands in the air, like that. And he just fucking like a movie, just shot it.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Dude, that is gnarly, bro.

SPEAKER_03 28:08

Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking they're I think like I don't know about chimps, but orangutans, they say like each arm is but orangutans are super peaceful, but uh they say each arm is as strong as like three grown men.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

It's like they're fucking that is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

I can't even compute that. Orangutans are?

SPEAKER_03 28:25

Yeah, orangutans are so strong.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

Yeah, so like they are orange and orangey? What is the difference between orangutan and a monkey?

SPEAKER_03 28:32

So uh there's great apes, which we are great apes. Yeah, okay so that's monkeys, chimps, um, gibbons. No, sorry, not monkeys. It's it's the whole thing is primates and then apes, great apes are monkey or sorry, gorillas, chimps, orangutans, gibbons, and humans. There might be like a or and bonobos. Bonobos are our closest relative. They look almost identical to chimps. It's like hard to tell the difference. Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

So they they look like chimps, but their faces are a little darker and they have a little less like their features are like slightly different. But um basically, if it doesn't have a tail, it's an ape. If it has a tail, it's a monkey.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Ah, that's so yeah, obvious, and I never knew that.

SPEAKER_03 29:09

Okay, which always frustrates me.

SPEAKER_01 29:11

That's why I want a monkey.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

Yeah, monkeys are tail. Yeah, the tail can't be.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Well, that's what drives me. Any animal with a tail is gonna be cute as hell.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Exactly. And that's what drives me nuts about Curious George is they call him a monkey, but he looks just like a chimp and he doesn't have a tail.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

You know what, 100%? That's some bullshit right there.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Ever in a thousand letters, the author hasn't read one of them.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

That is so funny, dude. I never even thought about that. I didn't even know about that. But yeah, so that I love that part of the movie too, the beginning of the movie. So when they're releasing, that's the thing too. When those they're releasing the monkeys, but at the same time, I wanted them to die because they just annoyed me.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Oh, I was the opposite. I was like, even when these chips are going crazy, I'm like, they were just misunderstood.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

I'm like, No, I like the monkeys killing the guys. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah. They annoy me. They walk in and they're like this, and the guy's like, hey, but also the fucking uh doctor is such a pussy. He's like, just say be like, yo, they're infected, they're gonna fuck you up. Yeah, he's just like, they're infected with rage. Yeah, he's alright, metaphor. You want to Mr. I Wanted to be Tolstoy. You're a scientist.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Because it's like, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_05 30:12

Like, you know, I also You gotta watch 28 Years Later the Bone Temple, they explain what it means.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Oh, it does. Okay, right, right, right, right. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

Well, I and I saw uh this is the way I went. I've seen 28 Years Later, which I liked a lot. Yeah. Oh, you saw that first? Uh yeah, I saw that first, like probably like a year or two ago. Okay. And then I actually thought that guy who runs the Bone Temple was the doctor in the beginning. It's a different actor. Um, but they looked so similar that I was like, oh shit, is that the same? I was like, this would have been cool to like see later and be like, oh shit, because have you seen have you seen 28 years later?

SPEAKER_01 30:41

I haven't seen any of them. I just started I when I read Weeks sucks, apparently.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Weeks is the worst one.

SPEAKER_05 30:46

Really? It's like it's um like a very American version of Yeah, that's gonna suck.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Um was gonna say the uh the first one I remember seeing the beginning of it and the little shots of it here and there.

SPEAKER_03 30:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

But I never watched it completely through.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

But um, and I haven't seen the others at all.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

Yeah, no, it it uh yeah, it you know what's so weird. I don't know how they did this. Have you guys ever seen the movie Kick Ass?

SPEAKER_05 31:10

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

The fight scene in the warehouse, they just use the theme from this.

SPEAKER_05 31:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:15

Which I don't know how they do that. They just took the theme from 28 days later.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

Yeah, the end theme, whatever it's called, something house. I love it at the end of the movie. It's used in a shit ton of movies and trailers now.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

When it goes bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. It's gonna be hard to explain, but it's like when he's like walking through when it's raining and he's trying to save the girls.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

Oh, that part, yeah, yeah, yeah. The soundtrack's pretty sometimes I like, sometimes I don't like. There's some tunes in there that I'm like, like the part with the horses, that's that when they're picnicking. I know that tune. I used to play that a lot when I was younger.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

Um, that's a very sweet part when Brendan Gleason's gonna be around. That's the horses.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

I know. I love that. I love Brendan Gleason's part. Yeah, he was amazing. He's such an amazing dude. If there's an apocalypse, you want that guy. Yeah, yeah. He's amazing. But the horses were actually beautiful. And I do love the fact that like nature's fine.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

It's like, dude, we're it made I love that. Even when we went through COVID, that's the one thing I did enjoy. I was just like, nature's nature's kid, like we're we're doing better. Yeah, yeah. Parasitic cunts. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just like, you know.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:17

Yeah, no, yeah. It definitely like uh I love that aspect. I will say it was weird that they only had the um first off, this would have been terrible. Yeah, but it would have been kind of funny if like Killian Murphy like saves the girls or whatever. And he's like, These are my sex slaves.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

Like the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

You know what's funny? As a kid, though, I think one of the black. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

I got both, right? Um, I always loved a black and white cookie. Um so they uh I like see, I like the psychology of that. That's when you I get aroused when you do the psychology of this shit.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

Dude, when they saw the Simpsons, he's like, We're watching the Simpsons and we don't even get to live that. Like, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

All that I love that kind of stuff because it is interesting to me of like what humans would do. And it would make sense that I just didn't, I felt stupid when they're like, we're gonna use them to have sex. And I'm like, of course they are. Like, I don't know why I didn't think that though. Like, then I got mad. I'm like, why would why wouldn't I think that before going to see? Like, we gotta make sure, like, we gotta protect. That's why she's the chick so super protective. I get that, but I wish she had that element in her the whole time. That she was her body. I never felt that she felt I just thought she was afraid to die.

SPEAKER_05 33:23

Yeah, yeah. That was something I was kind of like I did not get the fear of rape or anything. And you should have had that the whole time. True.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Yeah, that's where there's like a level of like it was it was too flat for me. Because also, like, why are you trying to live?

SPEAKER_03 33:38

Yeah, yeah. And that was kind of the point where they're like, they're like, what's the point of us living in there? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Like there was none that was more missing in it, I feel like, that philosophical thing. Because then when you meet Brendan Gleason and he's this cheerful guy, it would hit more to me.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Yeah. Were there moments where he was like, I guess there's like one moment where he looks at a picture of his wife or something?

SPEAKER_01 33:56

Right. Well, that was so beautiful too. This another thing, she was very rude. He saves their asses when he's running up the thing, and they get in, and it's a beautiful, like serene with the lights and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

And he's like, What do we have in to celebrate? And he's like, Let's bring our guests. What do we have for our guest? I'm like, What a what a wholesome little human. Like, what a beautiful human. And then he's like, We got cream to mint. And he's like, sorry, it's not much, and they're just sitting there, and I'm like, Say you're welcome, you stupid bitches. They liked that, like, they loved his wife and she's gone. And he's just sharing what he has with you. You fucking Yeah, he doesn't have to do that. He doesn't have to do that at all. He didn't have to invite you into his home. Yeah. And that's how you're acting? I was so pissed in that scene. I was just like, you bitch, I hope you get nailed.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

This is before even the raping thing could have been a possibility. I'm like, I just want you to die. Like, why are you living?

SPEAKER_03 34:42

Like, you just kidnapped you like a hope she gets raped.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

I'm like, good, there you go. This is it. You know what I mean? I just didn't, I didn't like, yeah. I just didn't like that whole part of it all.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

I also, this may have been too cheesy, but I would have it would have been cool if there was like some sort of redemption arc with killing Murph where you found out he was like a piece of shit before. It'd have been too much.

SPEAKER_05 34:57

That would have been cool too.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_05 35:01

Very happy that wasn't in there. Because every fucking movie now does that. That's what I'm saying. It bothers the shit out of me. They do these stupid flashbacks where he was a bad guy and now he's learning to do it. Because they don't fucking need that shit.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

I'm trying to think, I don't think where do I see? Where is that around?

SPEAKER_05 35:19

Like bad movies. That's why you don't see it. Yeah. It's in bad movies. That's what they do. They give me a good example. Instead of having just a metaphor, they have to force feed it to you by showing you he he's learning from this.

SPEAKER_03 35:32

I guess that was like Logan kind of was at a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

So the opposite, though, not to cut you off. I'm sorry, hold on. We watched uh fucking Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind. You're like, there's no learning.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

Yeah, there's no learning in that process. Killian Murphy learns to be a brave man in this.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

Uh oh, he was a pussy before. He was a pussy.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Yeah, he kind of was, yeah. He killed a kid, he killed a kid, that was it. That was so funny when he's like he's like, have you ever killed anybody? He's like, I killed a kid, and he's like, You know what?

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Actually, yeah, that that is a scene that does, you know, make him that that again.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Dude, he puts his fingers to that guy's eyes.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

That's I would just watch that. I was just, I was like, Oh, I screamed.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

It was so gross. But yeah, he does, he's a fantastic actor. Like I said, if it wasn't for him, Brendan Gleason and the Scottish guy from train spotting, that's the head general.

SPEAKER_05 36:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

I just wish that he cut some things more, it would have been stronger.

SPEAKER_05 36:20

So this was gonna be a much shorter movie originally. The that whole ending with the sergeant, whatever, the military, that wasn't in there at all.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

But no military at all.

SPEAKER_05 36:31

Nothing. So it would be originally it was they get that call, like, hey, come here for sanctuary, they go there and it's completely abandoned, and there's nobody. Brendan Gleason still gets infected, but Killian Murphy refuses to kill him, and then they find one guy, military like scientist, who's like locked himself in a cell, who says, There is a cure. We figured it out, and but uh I'm not gonna help you guys out because uh it's useless. And how would a cure be useless?

SPEAKER_03 37:02

That wouldn't be a cure.

SPEAKER_05 37:04

So he explains that once he sees the young girl, he's like, Okay, and sees that's her day. Right. He's like, here's the cure, a complete blood transfusion.

SPEAKER_01 37:14

Here's the cure, you gotta blow me.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

The curious 12-year-old pussy.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

It's Jeffrey Epstein.

SPEAKER_05 37:24

So he has to do a complete blood transfusion. So Killian Murphy gives Brendan Gleason all his blood, and Brendan Gleason gives all of Kenny Murphy. Wow. So Killian is infected, he gets locked in the cell, he dies, they leave. End of movie. It tested so poorly with audiences that the studio gave them a bunch of money to do a completely different ending.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

Who's the studio, by the way?

SPEAKER_05 37:46

I don't remember. I'm sure it's something that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

This is all BBC though, right? This is British?

SPEAKER_05 37:50

Yeah, it's all British. And I'm I'm pretty sure like you know, like most British stuff, it's funded by the lot of the because they're in the lottery.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

Um, because they care about making quality shit. Um was gonna say to you is do we know the stat like the numbers like when it came out? Did it it grossed well, right?

SPEAKER_05 38:08

Yeah, so the budget was only eight million dollars.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

And it made like close to 90.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

Oh shit. Huge hit.

SPEAKER_05 38:14

That's great.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

Damn. And then how long did it take to make the next one?

SPEAKER_05 38:18

The next one was five years.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Oh, they only waited five years, that's it.

SPEAKER_05 38:23

Because Alex Garland Alex Garland didn't want to do another one. So did Boyle Boyle didn't want to do another one.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

So the other one was just done by somebody else completely.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Okay, copy. And then what's about the latest one?

SPEAKER_05 38:37

And these are all back to Danny Boyle and Alex Garboy.

SPEAKER_03 38:40

Oh, that's why they're sick. Yeah, I loved, yeah. I will say this, okay. Gillian Murphy takes a real brave thing. The dick shots are so not complimentary.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

Not complimentary. I don't think it's horrible, though.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

You're a very nice woman. Really? I think, well, it's it's a little bit more. You know what it is? He's Irish.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

So I'm like, that's pretty good, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 39:04

Listen, I'm not saying I'm doing any better, but I'm not putting it on film.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

And I'm all it's it's all an angle finger.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

You've got a nice ass.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Yeah, well, of course. Uh but when you lean in, so like when you when you sit like this, your dick goes kind of into you. So he's losing. So I'm sure if he was just kind of walking around, you can see it can hang a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:24

Zero for the floor.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

When they do the above shot of him in the hospital bed, you're like, oh, all right, that's decent from above.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Maybe it was just the next one. When he's sitting up in bed, it really tucks in.

SPEAKER_01 39:34

I mean, it's not um Tom Hardy. Let's pull it up. Let's pull it up. It's not Tom Hardy.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

Does Tom Hardy have a nude scene?

SPEAKER_01 39:39

Yeah, Bronson.

SPEAKER_05 39:41

Bronson, he's got a tiny little, tiny little tulip penis. Did tulip penis?

SPEAKER_01 39:44

I can't remember. I just get excited when I see penis, so I just don't care.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Good for you. Well, you're gonna love the second one.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Uh fucking fast matter's penis is just woo! That's claymation. That's not real.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

That's not real, dog. Woo, man. German speaking Z Deutsch. Yeah. He's lucky.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

Yeah, right here. Like, this is not a good penis angle if you got a penis. Like we just went to the phone. No, but he first he starts throwing the ground, though. He starts laying.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Oh well I'll go back.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

He's got much hair going.

SPEAKER_01 40:15

There's a lot of hair, so I think you guys are not giving him enough credit. See, that's not horrible.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

It's not that bad. No, it's not that bad, man. I think it was just this one.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

I would have No, him getting up, but you know, let's not like, he doesn't have like Well, we'll put the pictures back. I'll get fucking what's going on.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

I'm just like, let's say I'm in a movie.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

Timmy will put the pictures up.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

I'm gonna be like, can we redo that shot like 17 times?

SPEAKER_01 40:39

Can I get an extender? One second, one second. Yeah, hello.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

Hold on. Um, no, I'm just waking up. Every time I wake up, I have a boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is inaccurate. I would have morning wood. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

I just want to be true to the actor, to the actual character that you wrote, Alex. All right. And you have a line there where it's it's hung. I heard the word hung.

SPEAKER_05 41:05

Yeah, it says it right there. It's gotta be. I'd be like, thank God this was filmed in 480p. They didn't get a definition on this.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

But that's so funny. I didn't even think of that in that regard. So it's that she should have been like, babe, you're with a bunch of Irish, you're not gonna feel a thing, so it's fine. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

The movie tested really positive in China, I heard.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Good old penis jokes. Um, so then also what I wanted to ask about that film, I'm trying to remember. Okay, so it made big in the first film. I remember it came out, it was a big deal, but I just remember I don't know if I I didn't go try to see it in the movie theater. I was just heavily drinking and partying. I was like, I don't feel a point.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

Well, also then I was older. I just got to make sure nothing crazy is going on. I'm sorry. I just don't be sorry at all.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

I have to leave about we gotta what time is it now?

SPEAKER_03 41:53

No, we're fine, we're fine. I mean, I have to leave it in like 10.45. Okay, perfect. Um, so I was gonna say the other thing was um so he uh Killian Murphy, Cillian or Killian?

SPEAKER_01 42:03

It's Killian. Is that something they're gonna kill me over in? I always said Cillian. It's Killian, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh he actually lost a theater too, by the way. He what? He bought a theater.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Yeah, he's the future of cinema in Ireland.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

Yeah, he seems to really give a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

Yeah, he does. He's the best. Anyway, go on, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 42:20

Uh so I mean I'm like a diehard Batman fan.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Oh yeah, I mean, I'm with you.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Yeah, and he, you know he was gonna play Batman. They have scenes of him as Batman. Really? Yep. They have they have filming scenes, they have like Yeah, but I kind of like He's great as the fucking uh the Scarecrow.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

He's great as Scarecrow. I kind of like what's his face says. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:37

Christian Bale, yeah. Christian Bale. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

I think uh what's his name audition too? Kutcher did, and then um but they Ash and Kutcher.

SPEAKER_00 42:44

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

Yeah, that would stuck.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

That would stunk.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

Dude, where's my Batmobile? Sean William Scott is Robin.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

Oh my god, dude. That would have blew if he was like, no way.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Yeah, but I think it's cool to see the tests of him because you see him in the costume. The mask, I will say it's kind of hard. Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. Sorry, I'm used to my podcast. We got a bunch of foot perverts. So I'm like, I'm like, let me block my face with my feet. But um, yeah, it's it's really, I mean, it would have been just a way different movie and like wouldn't have uh but we're me and uh Jake were talking about day. We're like, how much that sucks because like you show up to work and then you dress in a whole Batman costume, and they're like, everybody behind the camera's like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

I know, right? No, seriously. You can't even turn your head, you're just like you're gonna be the Riddler. Yeah. And then you see Batman going, you're like, don't want to be Batman.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep doing Batman's lines.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

Yeah, it's like I know. You stop. It's the Batman. Like, I am the Batman. Yeah. That I don't know where I was going with that. I but I don't know, where did you go with Batman with this? Because of Cillian?

SPEAKER_03 43:45

Yeah, because he was gonna play like that because that's the first movie I saw him in, which is actually to be to be fair, was kind of early on for him. Because I think this was the first movie, right?

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Well, no, he had a couple of major one, but he had a couple when he was younger. Velvet.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Not Velvet Underground, but it was called something like that. Yeah, I'm trying to do it.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

Right, right, right, right, right. It's kind of like um, what's his face? The other fucking fantastic Irish Colin uh Colin Farrell Farrell. He started early too, but he blew up. I forget where did Colin Farrell blow up, blow up.

SPEAKER_05 44:16

I mean, he well, he had a minority report.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

That was back in the day. Yeah, he was kind of like gonna be the leading man.

SPEAKER_05 44:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

He's I loved how he's done his career. He was gonna be the leading man, and then he was like, eh. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna be the penguin. Dude, he killed it though.

SPEAKER_03 44:32

He did. I didn't like the show. Yeah, me too. Because it kept on being like, Do you know how odd it is to be like me? You know how I eat my way to the top, you're good, Kid Vic. And that was just the show the whole time. Right.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

Well, also I couldn't stand the kid.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

Oh, yeah. I thought something crazy was gonna happen. I thought that kid was gonna become Robin or something, because Robin in the comic books, one of the Robins, there's like three, he stole hubcaps off of Batman's car. Oh. So I thought I was like, oh, he's kind of wearing green a little bit, a little bit of red. And I was like, they're gonna make this guy Robin. And then you just see him get choked, and you're like, no, no. Yeah. Because he's an orphan too, right? Isn't the kid?

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Well, his family dies, right?

SPEAKER_05 45:03

They did it on purpose to get the comic book nerds to watch the show. Ah, yeah. That's a good idea. That's why they killed him? No, they made like my robin. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:13

It's like, what dorks, dude? They should have done it. I would have liked it better. Because I hated that dork. I hated that kid. When he got killed, I was like, thank God. Are you such a whiny little bit? I did that. I did that again. You can't kept on fucking up and being like, dude, are you that stupid?

SPEAKER_03 45:27

And he's like, You're a good kid, Vic.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Do you have any idea how tough this may be? I had to eke my way to the top. You're like, okay, we get it. You you worked hard. But it was tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It ain't it ain't easy in this city. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:39

It's just like, well, do you want I'm just saying? Just say it's tough.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

Yeah, just get his dad. You don't know how to talk.

SPEAKER_01 45:44

That's like talking to my brother. That's my brother. It's like everything is everything is like. So I was just, you know, I'm just calling to say hello. He's like, you know what they're doing, right? And I'm like, okay, I didn't. I just want to say hi and then we're gonna hang up and then I'm gonna keep on going. He's like, well, I don't know. It's like just spritz out shit all over again. That's nothing to do with anything we're talking about. I'm just like, where are we going with this, dude?

SPEAKER_03 46:03

People love to do that thing. And this is why I think I would hate Billy Bob Thornton or Sam Elliott. People hate me for this. But I feel like if I hung out with those guys, I'd be like, I went to work. He's like, when I was a kid, work is when you got a shovel and you're like, shut the fuck up, dude. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

Oh, yeah, you did? Okay, cool. You know what? When you were young, you could buy a house and do what the fuck you want, couldn't you, dude? You didn't have to worry about AI coming along to take your fucking little look that you have now, and Sam Elliott made a million dollars just being that guy for the big Lebowski for fucking 30 years. Yeah. Assholes. I'm so over. I don't want to hear about any old I don't old people give me shut up. I don't want to hear any advice from anyone. It's like, fuck off. Yeah. Jerry Sine, any of you fucking cuts. Done.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Yeah, it's exhausting.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

It's exhausting. It's like, and you don't have any idea. I'm fucking over it, man.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Yeah, we're just in totally different worlds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

Completely different world, dude. Um, Danny Boyle still, what's his latest films that he's been doing? He's doing these lately. I mean, he's had a hell of a run. I mean, he did Slim Dog Millionaire, wasn't that him? Slim Dog Millionaire? Slim Dog Millionaire.

SPEAKER_00 46:58

Which was such a fucking stupid fucking movie. Yeah, that's not great. Yeah, we're all dying. You could do anything.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

Let's do a Bollywood movie. What's up? But you could be the whole point of the movie. No matter where you come from. It doesn't matter. You just didn't get on an American TV show and everything gets fixed. Stupid bitches. And then we've got to be a good one.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

That movie 42, I was like, you guys still aren't going to convince me that Indian people are gangsters. I still would say, I was like, come on. Listen to the man with the code 45. I'm like, all right, bud. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

Especially with Cash Mattel now. It's like, you guys are done, dude. You got pick me energy for the rest of your life, dude.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

Yeah. Um just you're like, it's just so unintimidating.

SPEAKER_01 47:32

That's funny. That's a thing I'd want to. I hope Michael good. One day I go on your Instagram and you have a picture of you and Cashmattel doing keg stance. I feel like that would happen to you in some realm.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

And I'm gonna, I'm I'll look at my phone and a tear will come down my eye, and I'll be like, Good, he did it. That's some bitch. Good did it. That's some bitch did it.

SPEAKER_03 47:51

He did it. He did it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:52

It'll be like that.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Everything, you know what I mean? Like every person I hate, if you're in it, I'm gonna be like, you know what? This is why this person exists. So I can have Michael Good do funneling, too, you know, gangbanging, a trans, like something. You know what I mean? You're always consistently, always gonna be doing something crazy like that. So I feel vicariously kind of through you in that regard. Because I there's no way I would do any of the shit you do. Oh, thank you. No problem, buddy. Yeah. I mean, it takes a lot of courage to what you do. Anal beads, vibrating cock rings, wanting a pet monkey. I don't want to leave anything a UFO freaking. UFO. Uhologist.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

Uphologist. How's that going anyway, by the way?

SPEAKER_03 48:38

Okay, so I left the textbook at my parents' house in Florida, so I'm gonna get it mailed to me so I can finish up the thing. Because I have to buy Massive Square Garden. I don't think they do. Because that's how I was spending money when I had it. I was making like twelve hundred bucks a week for like three months. Okay. Most I've ever made. And I was like, yeah, no, I should definitely invest in becoming a UFO investigator, which just costs money. Uh you gotta pass an exam.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

But my thing is when I get so how much money have you spent on becoming a UFO, a UFO urologist?

SPEAKER_03 49:06

Uh UFologist, like 300 bucks.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

Yeah, but then when you have to borrow 300 to make rent, like it just it's just Michael.

SPEAKER_00 49:14

What are you gonna do? So how far are you? Are you in this?

SPEAKER_03 49:17

So I'm technically a member of Move On, which is a mutual UFO network. I have a card, I left it at home, but I got a card, and then uh apparently the exam's easy because I was reading through the notebook, and it's like, oh, it's first of all, there's typos in it. And I'm like, okay, the first couple chapters are hilarious because they're like, okay, you're gonna need a compass, you're gonna need a metal detector. Um once once you pass the exam, you get a garlic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The last couple chapters are fucking nuts. It's like how to remove a foreign object from the human body, how to study mutilated cattle. I was like, this is this is begonia.

SPEAKER_01 49:49

Have you seen begonia? No, no. Oh, you gotta watch begonia, buddy. You'll love begonia. You'll love that. Yeah. You'll love you're probably friends with people like that. I mean, I imagine so. Or you've met them.

SPEAKER_03 49:58

I haven't seen it, but I love the idea of showing up at somebody's house as a UFO investigator and being a fucking dick. Some guys, I just got a metal detector, and I'm like, step away from the crime scene, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, tell you tell your wife to shut up.

SPEAKER_01 50:09

I'm trying to Sir, I can't listen to the vibrancy and the frequency of the organk people if you're making noise over here.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Just shame smoking cigarettes. I'm trying to do my goddamn job.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

Do you guys realize what's going on here? It's my grandma's fine china. Is it? Yeah, exactly. It's fine. It's not your grandma's anymore, is it?

SPEAKER_03 50:28

Do you want to get to the bottom of this or not? If you do, you can jut your fucking.

SPEAKER_01 50:30

You didn't know you're gonna go all the way.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

Well, so so right now I have uh access to the database. So basically, every week there's all this shit, and it's like some of them are fucking actually cool. You're like, that is a flying saucer. Somebody did take a picture of a flying saucer.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

No shit.

SPEAKER_03 50:48

Sometimes it's just schizophrenics with drawings. And then this alien walked in, and you're like, oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, because it's basically citizens' database for UFOs.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

So Wikipedia for UFOs?

SPEAKER_03 50:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

That's amazing. And you only you need to have a password and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

Yes. So I I because this is stuff people don't want to report to the government, they report to MUFON instead. So basically, it's like, as I said, like I've seen some really cool pictures of UFOs.

SPEAKER_01 51:11

They have to have a meeting somewhere. Do they have a Uh Vegas? Where do you guys go?

SPEAKER_03 51:15

They got, I think upstate there's a there's a chapter. So I got I gotta meet with a chapter leader before I, and by the way, he's just gonna listen to a podcast and be like, no. But but my thing is if I oh, I gotta show you this. When I get a fucking badge, I get literally this.

SPEAKER_01 51:29

Are you gonna carry it around with you?

SPEAKER_03 51:30

Look at this. Could you imagine this fucking picture? Wait, one second. This field investigator, Michael Good.

unknown 51:38

Oh my god, no way.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Richard Specialist Religion. Is that your real title? Religion, too?

SPEAKER_03 51:44

Well, you know, that's just his area of expertise.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

What would you be your area of expertise?

SPEAKER_03 51:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

Um sexual conquests.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Alien sexuality. Yeah, my god, like yeah. See, the Greys, big misconceptions. Everybody thinks they're bisexual. And they're actually pans.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

No pronouns at all. Um, do you watch X-Files?

SPEAKER_03 52:04

No, so I don't like uh I don't know if it does this. Well, no, no, no, I just don't. I'm like, that's inaccurate. No, it's just like the world building. I don't love I kind of like alien movies where it's like a I like a lot of small plots. That's kind of why I like this 28 years later or days later. Yeah. Because it was kind of small plot sci-fi. Like it wasn't like they're going to the White House and there's this giant thing. It was very much like about so I I think I haven't seen X-Files, but I feel like like usually alien stuff, I like like um kind of low-level stuff, like one guy has interaction.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Yeah, that is, yeah, instead of just having like people that are like like you saying the feds, the bureaucracy of it all. You want you like the survival of it all.

SPEAKER_03 52:42

Yeah, and I like like I don't like when they're like there's 800 species of aliens, even in like regular stuff where I'm hearing stuff. I'm like, okay, now you lost it.

SPEAKER_01 52:49

What about arrival?

SPEAKER_03 52:50

I did like that. I did like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

That's a good movie.

SPEAKER_01 52:54

Yeah, that is a great movie. I just re-watched that the other day. I love that movie. Contact, you ever seen Contact?

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Which ones I think I have.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

That well, it's it's an older one. Carl Sagan, Jodie Foster, and Matthew McConaughey.

SPEAKER_03 53:05

Oh, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

That's I love that shit. That's my thing. When you get religion and that all like the psychology and the psychological aspects of it all, I that's all I love.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

Well, now it's totally switched. So like you have like people like Tucker Carlson that are religious, but they're like they're like no aliens or angels. So now it's like really religious people are actually into aliens too now.

SPEAKER_01 53:25

Oh, they're like cool cool with them now?

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Yeah, they're like they're like, these are the angels and the demons from the Bible. It was just labeled as angels and demons, and that's what that's our perceived like demons of the bad aliens, angels of the good aliens.

SPEAKER_01 53:35

Okay, so there's like bad cholesterol, good cholesterol. There's all these aliens, but they can have different, like there could be good ones and bad ones.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

Yeah, yeah. So it's like now it's like fully like, and people like I think it's a little bit like the book of Enoch is definitely kind of seems like an alien thing. Like he's like he said he's or no, no, sorry, I'm thinking of Ezekiel. So Ezekiel is uh he says he saw like a wheel and a wheel, and it kind of like describes uh UFO abduction story. It sounds Oh really? But he's talking about angels, but it seems to like yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

Oh, so that's where those Christian freaks are freaking.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

And fitting in here. Yeah, because it used to be kind of the opposite, whereas like Christian people were like, there can't be aliens because this.

SPEAKER_01 54:11

But now they're kind of like or they thought they were all devils, I thought maybe, or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Yeah, no, I think that now there's a thing where they're trying to by the way, that none of it seems to I mean, I was written the Bible as a kid, I've uh but I don't think like I don't think it lines up the way they're stretching it. Because they're like they're like, and then look, that said that the skin of the angel was white.

SPEAKER_01 54:32

They're all fucking retarded and fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not at all. You can't depend on those people for anything. But did you see Del recently too with the UFO shit? They asked the president, president was gonna release or declassify UFO shit. I don't know what he said, but I just heard this week or last week, because of all the shit going on, he was gonna when the Epstein shit started landing, he said he was gonna declassify.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Yeah, I thought he was gonna show up on a flying saucer breastfeeding an alien that week and be like, oh, oh, we're talking about Epstein?

SPEAKER_01 54:58

But still, people would be like, Epstein files, dude. Like he can't be nothing he can do without like because I look at comments, people are like, Epstein files, Epstein files, Epstein, like the pure MAGA fucks, they're like, fuck you, Epstein files, Epstein files.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

Yeah, a lot of people are fucking done. I know a lot of people that voted for them and they're like, This is where I draw the line, which is fair. Like it's fair.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

I gotta give them some of them for that. Because there's some psycho fucking fucked up people that are all like, they're they said they wanted it. Like just like whatever the fuck that's Megan Kelly does, yeah, it's fucking retarded. They're like not like 10. You're like, what are you talking about, dude?

SPEAKER_03 55:31

I will say this. I think he's he's talking about dropping a stimulus check. That'd be a great move for him. Just give everybody 3,000 bucks. He's like, just forget.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

I gotta tell you, COVID was a great time.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

I mean, not I mean, I know there's a lot of problems, you know, and I was very lucky and fortunate, but I had we had a great summer, Levi. That was a very good summer. That was a very fun summer.

SPEAKER_03 55:49

Yeah, that's probably like the happiest time of my life was COVID.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_03 55:53

I was doing three shows a week in Florida. I was like, do not put me on the flyer, I'll get fucking killed in New York.

SPEAKER_01 55:58

Oh my god. Oh, wait, you went back down to Florida? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:00

I would call people once a week, I go, guess what I fucking did. Stand-up comedy.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Yeah, but we did two.

SPEAKER_03 56:05

No, no, but we um, but I'm saying we did. I did stand-up the week after the lockdown.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

Oh, right, okay. I gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we took like I I had a good two, yeah, about a month or two. And then the summer hit, and then when that's when we started Tough Love.

SPEAKER_03 56:21

Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that I did that show in the park. It was fucking blast.

SPEAKER_01 56:23

And then we did that, and then we went to Eastville.

SPEAKER_03 56:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:26

So we were like, I mean, we were only down, I mean, thinking back past on it three months total, maybe. Not much.

SPEAKER_03 56:31

Yeah. But it was nice to do. I was just do three shows on a week. Right. And then be like, I'm the hardest working comedian on the planet right now. I bet you some big names. I bet you they did private shows.

SPEAKER_01 56:40

It would be like, well, the big names would come to ours and they didn't want any pictures done. Yeah, yeah. That was the rule with them. And that's what kind of sucked for them. That's why it was easier for us to do it, because we're like, whatever. No one's judging, you know, us some shit.

SPEAKER_03 56:53

I got in some shit. I remember there's a comic who like commented on one of my things. Whatever. Because I I I I blocked him from seeing my story because I just heard him saying constant shit. And then like he like had two accounts. He goes, Did you block me from seeing private stories? And I was like, Huh, that's weird, yeah. I don't know. But just because I was running an indoor show at the time, and I was like, I don't want to fucking deal with this.

SPEAKER_01 57:09

Oh my god, dude. Yeah, seriously, shut the fuck up. Um but um, but yeah, stimulus check. I didn't know that was like, but how he can't. There's no money. He's fucking using it all to go to war. All right, we gotta go. But that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 57:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

I'm just saying, like if you need if the aliens, if he has them on dial, he should get them to come down.

SPEAKER_03 57:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:26

That would be a good move on his part. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

Oh, totally, yeah. But I I think they're doing it. I could be totally off, but I think they specifically hold whatever information they have on UFOs and stuff, and then just slowly release it. Because if they release it all at once, they go, we don't have any we have no leverage in the future.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

Correct. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

So I I expect by the end of the year we get a blurry picture of an alien.

SPEAKER_01 57:45

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 57:46

Yeah, we'll see like a blurry.

SPEAKER_01 57:47

What do you think? Where are we at with this all anyway? Uh there's so there are aliens.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

I wouldn't hon So this is where I I I'm 60-40. Okay. I 60% believe that we're in con So 40% of me believes that uh it's probably some government cover up, it's just some sort of thing. Right. And then 60% of me believes that we're a uh hybrid species of lower hominid. Like the 60% goes crazy. I do think if any of it lower hominaham, who?

unknown 58:12

Hamina Hamana.

SPEAKER_03 58:14

The hamana hamana. The missing link in our evolutionary chain was that we were like an excellent accelerated uh evolution.

SPEAKER_01 58:20

I didn't know that. Wait, we didn't go right one one one. You're saying there's a block of time.

SPEAKER_03 58:24

So we don't know what our ancestor is from the Bonabos. We don't know what our common connecting link is because they're like cousins to us basically.

SPEAKER_01 58:30

Right.

SPEAKER_03 58:31

Or I guess like sisters or whatever. We don't know what connects them. It's called the linking missing link and evolution. The missing link. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 58:37

Um we can't just there's so you're saying that. Wait, that might not be the missing link.

SPEAKER_03 58:42

I think the missing link is missing link be why there's a giant acceleration because there's two things. There's we don't know what our common ancestors, additionally, it's a very rapid pace with what the way we evolved from like other things. So like we did like apparently that evolution way faster than like a lot of other species have.

SPEAKER_01 59:00

Yeah, but I mean I don't know Yeah, but I don't think there's an alien. Like it's like it's almost like we're getting like how we're getting into tech now. Like, are we gonna have like humanoids?

SPEAKER_03 59:08

Like, is there gonna be a part of us being a little bit of a lot terminators? A lot of people think the gray aliens are just drones. Because they're like, why would you send fucking your like conscious beings to other places? They're like, so a lot of people think those are like basically kind of like robot, like like a cyborg type robot that they just send down.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

Those aren't like what do you call those from Star Wars? Those fucking nerds. What are those because what are those things called? Like all those little droids?

SPEAKER_03 59:32

Yeah, yeah, that's what they think it is.

SPEAKER_01 59:33

So that's what they think it is?

SPEAKER_03 59:34

Yeah, because they're like, first off, why would you send your smartest people? And everybody that describes kind of alien abductions, they go, these are these are like little helpers.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

I can't wait for like a senator who's like going, you're sending men to war. It's like, listen, they're humanoids. All right, they're droids. They're droids. Now we know what AI is. They're droids. You know, that would be so funny if they fucking come out.

SPEAKER_03 59:52

So I guess my cousin who died.

SPEAKER_01 59:53

No, it wasn't her cousin. It was it was a droid.

SPEAKER_03 59:55

Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:58

All right, Michael Good. We have to go.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

But please follow me on Instagram, Michael Good Comedy, not the other Michael Good. I'm definitely worried about him getting the Kill Tony followers.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

Um, isn't he going?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:08

He's going as Michael P. Good now.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:10

But not on his Instagram and shit. No, not fine. We got into a conversation about it. I was like, if a bunch of people call you gay, it's not directed at you. It's it's but um Morning Good Podcast on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, Michael Good Comedy.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

Michael Good Comedy, check him out. He's gonna be on uh Kill Tony in August at The Garden.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:28

Yeah, and then um two weeks or whenever the thing comes out. So yeah, whatever episode Steve O' and Tim Butterly, watch that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:35

Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

Of course.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:40

All right, have a good night.