MacGruber with Trent Mabry

Levin and Levi sit down with comedian Trent Mabry to discuss what some people consider the last great comedy — MacGruber! A movie that bombed so hard in theaters but through the years got a cult following.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hi, welcome to the pod, man. Welcome, we're in it. I appreciate it. Like and subscribe. Yeah, like and subscribe. We have to get better at folks and shit regularly. I'm that bad too. And it's clemen. Listen, we're joined today with a funny, funny, just like a hero of a man. Um you are a hero, Trent.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Oh, I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_03 0:19

No problem, buddy. We got Trent Mobbery here, but I'll just clap it up. Maybry. I fuck up, I you know, I still fuck up the dog's name. Yeah, I know. I call her Micah, Mika. They're like, oh, what a cute dog. I'm like, yeah, it's Micah. Every time Matt reflects the dog, it's like, it's not Micah.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

He's like Mika. Mika Mika. I just said that.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

I'm horrible with names, man. Wait, so it's Mabry?

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:39

That's beautiful. Trent Maybury. Uh, what's your middle name?

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Daniel.

SPEAKER_03 0:43

Trent Daniel Mabry. That sounds like an author's name. Funny comic uh here on the pod, and he picked a movie. Trent, share with the audience who you picked.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

I picked McGruber.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Which is the weirdest thing, to be honest with you. Because you, if you don't know Trent, guys, first off, his taste is impeccable. And he hates the same people I hate. That's true. That's true. He's also my wonderful roommate.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

Um and uh and he's he's a you know, he's a film connoisseur. I mean, you go to the movies, like what you got the past, don't you, Trent?

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Yeah, I got the I have the Regal Unlimited.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

You got the Regal Unlimited.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Not to brag.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Not dude, big deal. And you know what? He did it smart because I am an AMC'er.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

And there's no AMC in Queens.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

No, well, I used to have the AMC.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

I like I'd we I prefer an AMC'er.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

But Regals in Queens. So you sacrificed so you could do it. Um, so these chapones, you're gonna hear about a motorcycle. And they're up to no good. These rednecks are doing motorcycle. Like, go on the road. Like it's nice out. Go take it for a ride. You're going in circles, you fucking idiot. Anyway, and of course we got Levi. Levi, say hi. I'm sorry. Good job, Levi.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

I can go home though.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

So yeah. Levi's got sinus issues. Shut up. Seriously, what a fucking dumb fuck.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Um Well, the cops were here.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

Were they?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Yeah, you were you on the road.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Again?

SPEAKER_01 2:07

A couple weeks ago, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Was it those two ruffians? Oh, word. What did they do this time?

SPEAKER_00 2:11

I think they robbed a guy.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Did they rob a dude? Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, Jesus Christ, dude.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

Oh, now I see him. Yeah, you fucking see them.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Yeah, I hope you fall off your bike and get run over. They're always leaving trash in the back, too.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Yeah, fall on your ass, you fucking. Um if you're an ambo, clap. Um anyway, so Gruber. Now, why did you pick this film?

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Uh well, I saw it when I was 14, 15. Oh, so you pissed your pants when you're I my mom took me and my friends to uh the theater and she had to buy the tickets because we couldn't because it's rated R, so we couldn't buy the tickets.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Is it rated? Yeah, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

It's rated R. And uh so we saw it opening night.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Opening night, big night.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Big night, Friday night, Indiana. Indiana. Oof. Guess how many people were in the theater?

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Oh my god, no way. Uh all right, since you're saying guests, I'm gonna say 25 people.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Six. Shut up, you guys, it's it. No, it was me and my two friends, okay. An elderly couple and one guy by himself, and uh we were the only people we were dying, but yeah, you were of course you were dying in 2014.

SPEAKER_03 3:24

That's what you're gonna do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, even when they show ass and all that stuff, you're dying. Like the celery in the ass. Ryan Murphy, Ryan, what Felipe? How do you say that?

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

Um so um, but okay, so it's a nostalgic film for you.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_03 3:41

Was that your first SNL? Is it S N L S NL film? It's an SNL movie. Is that your first one?

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Uh I mean that I saw in the theater, probably.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Yeah. Okay. Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

I saw Wayne's World before then.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Okay, good one. That's a good one. How would you compare that to this one?

SPEAKER_01 3:55

I think Wayne's World's probably the better movie. I would say that too. I don't know. I would, I don't know if it's fun. I don't know if it's funnier.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Oh, really? I think. Well, you know what? You got a point. Just Wayne's uh that's a very good point. It's a quality film. And then um, so this is pure nostalgia and you laughing your ass off. But I heard you watching it last night.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

I think you watched it last night, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

And he was screaming while I was watching a depressing movie about 1955. Did you?

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Yeah, when I I watched and this is maybe my third time seeing this movie. Shut up. It's crazy how many like quotes I know. Yeah. And like it's like I know people that quote this movie that I just I didn't know that it was this movie. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. That I hear all the time. Give me one. The uh one of my favorites is you you think your shit doesn't stink, but it does stink. Stinks like shit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

Oh, I know. No, that that wasn't a lot. No, we were more of a uh Carlitos Way quoting also or the three amigos. Would you say I have a pinetra of pinettes?

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Three amigos is good. Three amigos is great. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

Um what was this movie made again?

SPEAKER_01 5:06

2010.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

2010. Okay, 2010. So where are we at with comedy films around the this is the Apatow world? Oh, this is Apatow.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

No, no, no. I'm just saying during this time. Yeah, around that time.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

So we got 40 year old 40-year-old virgin.

SPEAKER_00 5:22

The 40-year-old virgin four years before this, and then you had Superbed, and then you had Hangover. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

Well, Hangover was 2000 in my I thought my era of like college. So it was like 2000. It was like 2008. Oh, was it really?

SPEAKER_00 5:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Oh, I thought Yeah. Oh, you're right, the hangover. I'm thinking of old school.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Oh 2003. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was my senior year in college. And uh you had the other like knocked up. So like audiences at this time wanted a little more heart in the comedy. Right. So this movie, $10 million budget, still burns.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

10 million? Well, it has it's crazy. Like the cast, Val Kilmer.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Yeah, yeah, Val Kilmer.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

Like, God, R. I P, dude.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

And uh he's great in the movie. He's fantastic, really good.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

He's really good. And Ryan. I usually hate Brian Philippe. He's annoying. He's so annoying. I hated him in Gosford Park. He annoyed the shit out of it.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

Booth is great.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

Which one?

SPEAKER_00 6:20

Powers of Booth. He's like the general or whatever. Oh, he's great too. Yeah, he's great. I was supposed to be Ray Leota at first. Oh, really? I didn't know that. But I'm glad they switched it because I think Ray would have been a little too comedic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

Well, all right. So you like did you you laughed at this movie? You looked at it.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

I don't think it's amazing. And I think there are some scenes that go on too long. Right. But it's still, yeah, it's fun. But I always liked the McGruber character from SNL.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

Oh, you did? Yeah. I never, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

And on SNL, like he's not anything like the movie.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Right.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

On SNL, he's just an idiot that always blows up at the end.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Unless they were like, well, I guess we'll just like kind of make fun of 80s action movies and he'll be a big asshole. Right, right, right. So when he like when he starts being mean to Ryan Philippe, like, I don't know, 10 minutes into the movie, I'm like, I'm sold. I love this guy. He's the biggest asshole on the planet.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

I see, I didn't even think he was a good asshole. Like, I I didn't I I love assholes, and he wasn't good at it. Like, I don't I wait, what's it what's his name?

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Everything. Yeah, what's his name? Will Forte. He's awful. I don't like Will Forte. I actually hate him in real life, I think. He's a super, super nice guy. Really nice guy, but he has like crippling OCD.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

Oh, God. Annoying.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I met him. I met him once. Yeah. I my mom took me uh when I was my for my 16th birthday.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

Well, cool mom, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

To New York. That's a good mom.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

Oh, no shit, dude. Really?

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Yeah, I met him out outside of uh Saturday Live.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

Oh. He's a nice guy.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

Nice guy. He's a nice guy.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

All right, that's good. But he sucks in acting and uh film today. Um you know what annoying I did. I had it, like, I'll be real with you, and now I'll come clean. I watched the the original Naked Guns for a palate cleanser. Because I wanted to make sure I was just not being a bitch and being like, maybe I just hate life right now, just to double check.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

But no, I was laughing my ass off with the naked guns.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

Well, I think there's also uh a thing, like, so with Naked Gun, pretty much everybody is in on it. You know what I mean? Everybody is a weird character, everybody's stupid, and this you really only have like maybe two people that are stupid, and everybody else is straight.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Right.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Yeah. And uh yeah, I don't know if that that's I'm reverse.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

This, you know what? They're almost on the money. For me, it was you have Liam Newson and um George Kennedy, both prolific actors, and they play it straight. But they're funny as shit. But they play it straight.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

Leslie Nielsen.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Oh, Leslie Nielsen, Jesus. Liam Neilson in the new one. He was taken. Oh, Liam Newsen's the newly. That's so funny, I forgot about that too. Yeah. So did you guys see that?

SPEAKER_00 9:04

The new one.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

Yeah, I did. It was good. I liked it.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

I didn't finish it though, because I was just whatever. Um, it's good. That was the other thing. I did watch McGruber, half a gummy. Oh. So I'm feeling a little goofy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That helps out.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

Yeah, that does. I was I was straight. I was sober doing it. A raw dog did. It's not a morning movie now. Well, I just, you know, it is seriously. Like, like, I like I was gonna say, all these characters, like Naked Gun, I'm just doing the comparison because it's like a cop. I don't know. For some reason, it feels like a comparison. I don't know why. Right? Yes. So for me, Naked Gun is they're they're not playing goofy. I feel like Will Forte was playing goofy, and that annoyed me. Like he was playing it, like he's playing it as a goofy guy.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

And I couldn't stand it. When his team blows up and you're just going, oh no, no, that's funny.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

Yeah, the team blowing up the sex scenes.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

You didn't like the sex scene?

SPEAKER_03 10:01

They didn't have a montage. Like they have a montage for like when the him and his uh for uh Leslie and uh Priscilla Presley.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

Well, oh, like a montage sex, no.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Well not even montage sex to do a montage dating where they go have a good time. They did it in Dumb and Dumber. Yeah, when they're like going out, like that that's a quintessential part of it. It's the montage to me. You know, like they missed that, and it's just like I don't, I didn't like I just thought it was stupid. Like I liked Val Kilda. Yeah, it's it's I it is stupid to me, but it was like dumb, stupid, like to the point where I'm like, What? Like this is stupid. Like, you know what I mean? There's nothing, there's no smart humor in whatsoever. This is like there's not there's no quick whip wit, there's no like none. None. And Ryan must have needed money because I can't even imagine him doing this part.

SPEAKER_00 10:55

For it, and they said, We don't think he's gonna be interested. Right. And then he said, I'm a huge SNL fan. Yes, I want to do this. We're not expect that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Also. Sorry, this is the time. I hate SNL. I don't watch any of this.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

This time. Well, yeah, 2010 wasn't great.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

But well, also I was an idiot because I like what's his face now. Um Kristen Wig and him do a lot of stuff together. He did Barry. Bill Hader. Oh, Bill Hader. Bill Hader is absolutely amazing. And I slept on him, and I wish he had better talent around them when he was on. Because I thought he could have done much more bigger things.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

Yeah, well, this is when I was like growing. This is when I was just getting into SNLS cag.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

See, I'm I'm the Wayne's world.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Yeah, well, I like that. That's a better area.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

Like, you know, the Chris Farley. Like we didn't know how good we had it. Yeah. Adam Sandler. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

That you know, like that was yeah, I think they're the better guests, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

So but that's what I'm saying. So when I'm your age, I'm getting that. Sure. So I'm getting called.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

The show sucks cock. I mean, that's unwatchable. I'm on the seventh floor. Absolutely unwatchable.

SPEAKER_03 12:01

Um absolutely unwatchable. Absolutely. Even when they try to be, they got just in trouble recently, too, because the only funny bit that I've recently seen was when they um were making fun of uh shit, they got in hot water. What was it again?

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Oh, the Tourette's guy.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

The Tourette's guy, which I thought was a pretty funny thing. I don't see that. Yeah, it was pretty funny. It was actually on the nose, like pretty good. And everyone was like, and I'm like, see, this is what happens. Lauren made it so fucking gay that I don't know. We'll have to dub that out. Lauren, let me try it again. Lauren made it so lame. It doesn't show the weight, though, is gay. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 12:38

Why would you have to edit that out?

SPEAKER_03 12:40

I don't know. Yeah, I know. I'm being gay about the gay thing.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Um listened through Michael Good's episode. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Are we centered? This would be two minutes long. That's insane.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

That's right. We're raw on this podcast, man.

SPEAKER_00 12:54

Rock and roll, dead. Uh that's another thing about this movie that I think uh took audiences by surprise is you get a lot of SNL fans to come out first weekend. Yeah. Right? And a lot. Well, it's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Mind you, we're in fucking Indiana. What else are you gonna do? No one else is there. There's still only six people in the movie theater.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

Holy shit. But you get the ones that like it to come out, and then they're like, oh, this is a vulgar movie. The guy says, I hope you enjoyed being date raped.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Wait, he says that to There's a woman next to Val Kilmer and he goes, I hope you like being date-raped. He goes, That's my daughter.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

I miss that part because I was.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

It's sort of on the tail end of let's say retard in it and stuff. And then a couple years after that, you couldn't do it. You couldn't do it anymore. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

Yeah, I just wish we went out in a better way. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it's just like, yeah, it doesn't have like like this that like I was watching watching Naked Gun. They had callbacks to previous jokes. Well, they had these are this is a badly written move written movie.

SPEAKER_00 14:00

This and it's kind of slapped together. None of these guys like had the idea to make a McGruber movie.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Right.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

They there was, you know, only I I think they did it eight times on SNL and it was a hit. Okay. Will Forte never loved it. Okay. And then they did a uh Super Bowl commercial with Pepsi. And then that apparently got you know a bunch of eyes on it and was very popular. So then Lord Michael said, Why don't you do a movie? And they were like, Okay, and they had a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

So I can make more money since I'm making I make so much money off these fucking things. Because he gets a piece. He's like the godfather. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

I think it was I forget who it was. There was somebody that like put in their contract, like, if I make a character, I get to make the movie. Like, it's not gonna be a you know Lauren Michaels thing. Right. Yeah, but for the most part, yeah, SNL, whatever you do on SNL, they own it. Right.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

Even your audition, they own it. Oh my god, really? That sucks. So there's a lot of people that audition and then find their characters on SNL. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's wild.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

That is insane. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

That's some bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same with writing packets, the late night, and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Yeah, dude. That, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

No, If it's good and we don't like you, we're taking it.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

Yeah, we're it's ours. No, yeah, that's uh that's awful. They'll good we'll back their asses up because it it's a horrible show now.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Um but then this is the last SNL character movie, right? I think so, yeah. Oh my god, good call. There's been one since.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

No, I don't not that I can think of.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

See, we went out horribly. That's how we're going out.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Well, there was another great track record. Yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

One before this. What was that before this? One before this was Ladies' Man, another bomb. Okay. One before that was Night of the Roxbury, another bomb.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Right.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

So it's just a long string of towns. Saves the world.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is horrible.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

Yeah, two Wayne's World, which killed.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Yeah, which killed.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

And yeah, great. And then Airheads, when's that? Well, Airheads isn't that. Sorry, that thought answer. That didn't yeah, that was a bomb. I think that was around that was around like the Waynes World time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

See, you know what it is too? I grew up with also Adam Sandler movies. Yeah. So Big Daddy.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

Which is like we quote that movie a lot. Big Daddy, and then you also had the Farley brothers, Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. Which is classic. Yeah. Fantastic. But like, yeah, you know what? I just realized I never probably got I never got into the SNL movies, man.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

Well, so a lot of those characters, they don't have enough going on to make a whole movie.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

That doesn't work. You have really it's Blues Brothers. Right. I don't know if you really consider that an SNL movie.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Well, you would, wouldn't it? Oh no, John and and is it John Landis? I think it's John Landis. Good call, dude. Dude, the fucking part when they go in the mall and they're driving through the mall. I I nearly pissed myself. Right. The way they do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

But it's like it's really that and Wayne's World are the only ones that were hit. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

Yeah. I don't know. I have to look, but I would have to go look. We we have to get a producer. But um I wouldn't know. But Waynesworld, I think, was the only one that I and they that Bohemian Rhapsody.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Yeah. That was great.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

That was And do you have any great Poupon? I remember that being commercials all over the place. Like that just exploded.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

So that was a good pretty penny.

SPEAKER_00 17:35

Tia Carrera in it. Tia Carrera.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Woo! Yeah, man. Playing the freaking guitar like that. She was she was a hottie, man. Um, she probably still is hot. But um I think she had this, she held up. Yeah, yeah, she kind of held up, dude. She's like Filipino or some shit. They age good. She's a tall bitch too. She's a tall Filipino, dude. I wonder how that happened. I never thought of that, dude. Yeah. But yeah, I miss uh, yeah. I just, I just didn't, I just thought it was dumb. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Don't be sorry, Trent. This is what we do it. You know what? I was thinking to myself when I was watching this movie, I'm like, this is a horrible movie. And then I watched Naked Gun, and I'm like, you know, because Levi will watch a horrible movie. You will too. You'll go watch horrible movies. Sure. And you'll be like, you know, but you're very optimistic. You're like, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Yeah, I don't like to disparage people that put in the effort to make a film.

SPEAKER_03 18:26

I get it.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

Very nice of you.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

Yeah, you're very kind.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Stand up by the time. Oh, stand up.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

Oh he's really good at it. And he's a quiet sniper kind. He's ting ting. And they're like, oh, Trent! Bam! Came from nowhere, dog. Yeah. I I'm a bitch when it comes to films and art and anything. Um, I just have high standards. You know what it is? It's because I grew up in the 90s and we had better shit. So it's just like I'm on I'm constantly like having an encyclopedia.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Yeah, Rose Color Classes. There was plenty of fucking shit. Yeah, there's garbage too. Of course there is. There's always is. There's always garbage. You need the time to be like, you know, sift out the good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

But I was watching this and I was just like, I was watching the bad movie, and then I watched Naked Gun, and I was like, oh, this is why you watch bad movies. So when you watch good movies, you appreciate them more, and you're like, oh, this is what made it a good.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Well, that's I mean, I kind of have a reverse engineering thing of it where I'll watch a bad movie and I'll know what a good movie would do. And then if I'm drunk or high, I'll look at Sierra and be like, this is what they should have done. Oh god. This is what I would have done. I got the perfect like Yeah, yeah. If I had the balls to do anything, get off my ass and do it. One day I'll make a bad movie.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Yeah, right. Right. No, I just and I guess uh you know what it is too? And now I'm not from working on film TV production for so long. Yeah, I know the process. So I'm just kind of like, like, guys, like I'm almost mad. Like I'm talking to like the you know producers and stuff, like, what the fuck were you doing? Like, what were you doing, dude? Like, where were you? I mean, I mean, I gotta give it to the effects people. They killed it on that film, dude. They like with the blowing up of the car and uh apparently, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

FX budget was only $200,000. That's it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

They killed it. So what was the rest of the money? The uh the actors?

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Because Val must have cost Val, I mean, maybe in his down period now?

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Okay, this is after the Saint, this is after he's starting to fly.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Like it's not right, right.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

He was good though, man. He's really good. He was really good.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

He pushed back, he's the only actor that like pushed back on one scene. Oh, good. What's going on? We were actually supposed to have him get his dick cut off and stuffed into his mouth. Ugh. But it was gonna be a silhouette.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

You know what? This is a boys' movie. This is what it is. It is a boys movie. And I'm just like, why would I not even funny? Like that. It's just straight up. It is so stupid. And it's so beyond stupid that I'm like, and and God bless, I I gotta give Kristen Wig credit too. She's when the cafe scene and she's just falling to the ground because it's what he's she's hearing. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, but her part, and she's just doing it because it's within her lines and she's a team player. But the character didn't like build up to that. There was no building to anything. There was no form of like, it was just like, let's put funny things in here, yeah, and then we'll fart.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

A bunch of sketches, basically.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

Yeah, and then we'll fart here, and then it'll be funny for the fart. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just like, the fuck. You can be stupid, but like, it's just stupid. It was just so like, hey man, look at here. Rightfully has a celery stick in his ass, and he's just like, it's funny. And the guy's like, it's a callback. Is it the celery stick in the ass? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Well, yeah, McGruber does it first.

SPEAKER_03 21:51

Oh, you know what? I laughed at? I forgot. I did oh, he does it first. I forgot. Okay, I didn't see it actually, because I was working too, so I was looking down.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Well, this is now this is where your VD. This is a movie you have to pay attention to.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

No, you don't. No, you don't. Like this movie you have to pay attention to to catch these things. There's no nuance in that fucking film at all. The dialogue was atrocious. It was horrible. So, but I did laugh when they shoot up the camp at the campfire that they're at, and he uses Ryan right in front of his body. And Ryan's like, and she's like, is he dead? He goes, Of course he's fucking dead. And then he jumps up and he's like, I had a bulletproof vest on. And I'm like, all right. And then he's like, You asshole, you try to abuse me as a shield. And he's like, Yeah. He's like, No, I wasn't. It's like, you know, I just wish, you know what it is? He I wish he went farther.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Further.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Yeah. If you're gonna be that dumb and that stupid, just go farther. Like he just, it seemed like, you know, like, or have scenes where it's like, you know, he's washing up and he's using something weird, like uh like a Clorox can to fucking wipe his pits or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

Like there was no form of like There wasn't any like physical gags.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

There's no physical gags. It just was laid like that. And I was just like, no montage, no physical gags, like fart jokes all the time.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Well, I think it was it was more focused on spoofing specific scenes from 80s action movies than anything like yeah uh like they should have gone farther.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Like if they're gonna do MacGyver, have a car that talks to you, that's like you're you know, you're lame or make fun of you. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 23:32

MacGyver didn't have a car that's not. That was night rider.

SPEAKER_03 23:34

Yeah, that was night rider. I'd be with throwback. What did MacGyver have?

SPEAKER_00 23:38

MacGyver just puts together shit to make bombs and whatnot.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

See, I wish I saw more of that kind of stupid shit.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

Well, he he does it and it's all bad. He makes the grenade and it just poof.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Yeah, right, right, right. But it's like not enough. You know what I mean? Like if you're gonna go full, like it wasn't enough. It's like if you're gonna go full on, then go full on. I mean, the the effects were great when the car blows up and the and the guys are in it, that's great. But even when he was like, why? I was not, I was like, the part way I laughed was that's funny. When I laughed was when the car blew up, and he's like, I'm like, this said he had just lost his whole entire crew. And then when he I did not know why, when he goes into the car and he looks in, he goes, get an ambulance. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

And although although I also like it because all those guys are are uh pro wrestlers. Are they?

SPEAKER_03 24:25

See, this is a this is a boy's movie, straight up a boy movie. Not yeah. I mean, it was a big thing. Makes me feel good too, because then I have a I like I do have a vagina. Look at me being fenn. I'm being fenn.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

I hated McGuy McGruger.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

I'm a fen.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Oh uh that was a great it's a montage when he's getting the team together and he keeps going up to him and crossing, checking them off list, and then one of them's gay and he scratches his name off.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

That would be that's fine.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

That's hilarious. But so this movie bombs, yeah, right? Nobody goes to see it. Yeah, we know it ends up it's 10 million and it made 9 million.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Oh man, they lost a mill.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

No shit. And marketing, however much that was. Oh, yeah, no shit. And so it bombs, but then over time it gets a cult following. Oh, it does. Yeah, so people really love this movie, and there's I I hear a lot of comics say the last great comedy is McGrubbing.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

I'll punch them in the face. Whoever says that around me is gonna get punched in the face. I you are a stupid person. Bill versus Bill, you're a stupid person. I mean what other comedy? Man, they got a McDonald's in Riyadh. Yeah, we know. Dickhead. We know that I want to Dubai. Of course they do. They're not on fucking Mars. Of course they have McDonald's at Riyadh.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

But what other comedy? Can I go on the road with you? What's a recent comedy? What's a recad?

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Seriously, dude. I need to make love. I want to quit my job. Um, what's I'm sorry, what do you say? What's a recent comedy that I watched that was oh that came out. That was good? Yeah. That's a good question, because they've been they've been just shitting it. That's bad. Like, I don't know what's going on with these dweeps. Like, I don't know why they can't find why can't people write comedy anymore? Like, what's going on? Maybe we should do that. We should write a comedy. We should do it.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

Let's start. Let's start right now.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

No, let's start right now, dude.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

I uh the naked gun I thought was pretty good. Naked Gun was pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

But I'm trying to think, yeah, what tie-in, another guy from the Lonely Island directed that I don't know what Lonely Island is. Andy Sam. It's Andy Samberg's group.

SPEAKER_03 26:36

Oh, okay. See, yeah, I never got into Andy. Yeah, I never got into him either. He annoyed me. Um and then um, let me think. What kind of last I mean, even like I didn't like the new um Happy Gilmore. No, that was awful. No, it's not good. Um but good point. How do you like yeah, I I don't know. Like, I'm really stuff.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I mean, comedy has always been an underfunded thing in movies.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Well, not when Mel Brooks was around.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

Yeah, I guess. You know what I mean? Like Mel Brooks killed it, dude. But you know, that's Mel Brooks. Yeah, I mean the 90s had a good run.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Jim Carrey and all those Will Farrell. Will Farrell, yeah. They had a great run.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

I think that's the other thing, is like it's still Will Farrell. You know what?

SPEAKER_03 27:26

Like the top 9-11 fucked everything. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, yeah. Well, was was Will Farrell in something recent?

SPEAKER_00 27:37

I think he's got some coming up. I mean, he makes shit. He makes really fucking bad movies. I don't know. I liked it.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

I liked when he acted in that there's a Raymond Carver short story that they did a movie with him in where it's like you could everything's for sale or something.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Oh, everything must go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Which was pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

It wasn't like ha ha ha funny, but it was like kind of dark and yeah, but even him, he hasn't made like a comedy that came out in the theater in a while. Right. Well, you know what's going on. Our top comedy star is Ryan Reynolds. Which is not great. Not a great sign.

SPEAKER_03 28:08

No, not a great sign at all. And Chris fucking Pratt.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Yeah, Chris Pratt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:13

Yeah, dude, fucking. But I will say, you know what I was thinking about? You know what comedy has turned into? It's like, like, because the I rewatched The Favorite last night, and that's considered a comedy comedy.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

And that I was laughing at that stuff. But then you're also disturbed too. So it's like kind of like that's like the quality comedy we have now. Because they've lost the art, the lost art of like slapstick. It's you know what I mean? People don't know how to do it now or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

That's why the naked gun remake. That's why it was like, oh, this is nice. Yeah, this is nice. Yeah. I saw it in theater, everybody was laughing.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

I know, played by a serious actor.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

Again, it's like when when you do those things, having a serious actor doing those things is great. Because if you play for the funny, it's not funny. And that's what I felt like Will Forto was doing. He was just playing funny. And I don't I don't like that. I like the dichotomy. I get it, but the character can be like a little more like if he was serious, I think it would have been more funny. You'd either go either go all the way or you go serious. He didn't either go all the way or like in serious or whatever. Pick a lane.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

I see. It's weird to hear somebody say like they needed to do more in MacGruber.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

It's so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 29:28

I'm not talking about like more in the sense of like um more scenes where there's more slapstick or more like I will say that.

SPEAKER_00 29:37

I wish there was more slapstick, more gags. More gags, just more dumb shit.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Yeah, more dumb shit. I'm gonna cut your dick off and put it in your mouth, not like what?

SPEAKER_00 29:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

Yeah, that's dumb. You know?

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Well, it's the hope is that they pay it off, and they do by Val Kilmer not having a penis anymore at the end, so he can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

Yeah, but like you know what I mean, and also too common is like we have like him on the way now. Well, is this uh is this Naked Gun 3? I forgot there was a third one. Yeah. So the third, like how you see, like, and look at they have the guys come back again. Um, they I could like that's like this is a Brian DePama throwback. Yeah, it's like I wish they'd have more throwbacks too.

SPEAKER_00 30:24

If they're gonna do the well, they do. Yeah, but it's like Rambo, they kind of carry Rambo, but it is like boy movies, like you're saying. These are like kind of shitty 80s action movies that they're making fun of.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Right, they should have done more like lethal weapon shit.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

Yeah, so they do Rambo and they do uh what's the Swayze movie? Oh rope uh throat ripping, right, right stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Right.

SPEAKER_00 30:50

But yeah, I I see what you're saying. It could have been worse on that easier and everything. Uh it's crazy that OJ is in this.

SPEAKER_03 30:59

But the first naked gun and the OJ, he gets hurt, and the wife's there crying over his hospital bed, and she's like, he this is horrible. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

And I'm like, wait five years, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

We're gonna see him in a white Bronco, baby. But um, yeah, I don't know. And I do like I this see, this is funny to me. Like, you do throwbacks of just like all these political leaders and shit like that.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

I just like I'm I'm not in love with that kind of stuff because it is of its time.

SPEAKER_03 31:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

And people have to know what it is.

SPEAKER_03 31:40

Well, fucking figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

And so if you bring that to a movie theater and a young Trent Mabry is in there, he's not gonna fucking understand these references. I would know. I would know.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

I know Trent was ahead of his time.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Yeah, I'm ahead of my time in behind it.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

The Quran of the Bible by three. Um, but I will not the average person.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:06

Yeah, true. Yeah, seriously, the average, mediocre person. Where I agree. The trip mobbers of the world. They're not. It's almost like when you see a good kind of kid movie, but they have adult innuendos in it.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

That's still safe enough. Yeah, those are usually one of the kind movies. So you can make a comedy with people that are like you don't know, but it could still be like still hit. You know what I mean? Because it's like you don't have to necessarily know the person. It's just like it's just the whole situation's funny. So a 14-year-old could laugh at it, but not know that's George Bush.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

Sure. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 32:43

You know, like and then an adult that knows it's George Bush even understands the level even more.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Sure. You know.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

So there you could do that. Definitely. Like if you're watching the scene where George Bush walks in and he like falls down, and there's a bunch of people coming in with guns, and then they have the male post office worker, you know what I mean? Exaggerating that kind of a thing. Who cares? You know, okay, you don't get George Bush. Are you farting?

SPEAKER_00 33:05

No, stretching my hip.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

Oh, that's nice. Um but yeah, I uh yeah, did it, and then you know, I like and the again, the physicality stuff. Like they only have the thing getting shot up, and then you know, things blowing up, and then but there was no like slip on a banana, like I'm not saying it has to be slip on the banana, but like the little ones like that.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

I agree with you. I would have liked more silly slapstick stuff in there.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

But I'll also say uh Will Forte without him, we don't have uh I think you should leave and all the what's his fucking name? What's I think you should leave? Tim Robinson? Tim Robinson. Oh, why? Because that he he kind Will Forte kind of made cringe humor popular on SNL.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

I just when was Tim Heidegger and Eric Andre?

SPEAKER_00 33:55

That was after him.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

No way, yes, it was it?

SPEAKER_00 33:59

Yes. And they're more like violent. Yeah, I love them.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

I love Tim Heideker. I love Eric. Eric Andre, I love him, dude. Yeah, I love his new pod too. I I love that.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

Um I don't know, he had a new pod.

SPEAKER_03 34:15

Yeah, he had Guar and fucking um, what's her name? Yamonika. Oh, and they're eating as they're eating and they're out at a like they're eating dinner. And it's fucking hilarious, dude. I love I wish I should have. You know what it is? I hate it when I think back in my life where I'm like, I didn't like it was like I like putting on TV, I was like, oh, Jordan's on TV. I don't feel like watching him right now, and I'd watch something else. I wish I watched more Jordan, and I feel like that. I have that with a lot of things. I'm like, I wish I got like I wish I watched more Eric Andre and Tim Heidegger, because now I love them. Yeah, yeah. Um off topic too. I just watched him. Did you see it?

SPEAKER_01 34:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

What did you think of it?

SPEAKER_01 34:57

Everybody hated it, but I kind of liked it.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

I kind of liked it. Yeah, yeah. I kind of liked it. I think I I think they're just jump, dumb jocks. They're like, they're not dumb football already. I got this all about football.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

Yeah. Did you see it? No, I haven't seen it yet.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

I enjoyed it. I mean, is it a little things that they could have fixed and maybe cut, do a little better? But the art is great. It's psychologically fucked up. And I only thought of this because Tim Heideker's in it, and I didn't know it. And Jim Jeffries. I did not know both of those guys were in it. Yeah, but Heidegger kills it. And so does Jim Jeffries. They both kill it in that film. Yeah. And Wayne's. I love when I like when you use comical actors in a kind of a serious movie, and when you use serious actors in a comedy. Because it just, it just, it's like it's like magic eye. It pops out more. You know, pop, you know, like it pomps. Pomps. Pops out more.

SPEAKER_00 35:46

What is that? Is that like Satan shit in there or something? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Yeah, it's satanic shit and it's a cult. And it's also the psychological effects of like when you're an athlete and you're told like you're a god, it's like, how do you step down and leave that? You know what I mean? You don't like who are you anymore? And I love I love movies about athletes that like have like they have to give up the game, but they don't know who like they they get a like a clusterfuck of, especially when it's dudes. It's like, well, who am I now?

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

You know, your whole life since you're like 10 was like, yeah, man, what are you? Team, team, team. And then it's like, you know, then you go all the way to the pros, and it's like, it's like you're sad, like you're just totally having like an ex existential crisis. Yeah, yeah. And I love I love it.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

I was surprised that everybody was shitting. Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

I was like, no, these are dumb people. Like it, those are dumb people. Whoever, like, I I yeah, I almost wanted to go on Rotten Tomatoes and see who gave it shit ratings and argue with them.

SPEAKER_00 36:40

I know a lot of people got duped by the marketing because they thought it was a Jordan Peel that it was a Jordan Peel Junior.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

You know what, dude? That's my buddy said this, and I really I thought this too. I thought they didn't market it right, period. Like I it looked creepy, but I don't know. It just they didn't market it right.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

I had no idea what it was about.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

I thought it was j I thought it was Jordan Peel all the way up to the end until I saw the director and I was like, oh, he just produced this? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

And that's what I I realized. Because I gotta say, the direction is fantastic, the art is fantastic, costumes are fantastic. It's just really but it's gory as it's gory as shit. I had to turn away. Yeah. It's right up your alley, I think.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

Oh, you like gore? Oh man loves gore.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

Big gore guy. Big gore guy. Big guy gore loves horror. He can go, he's an encyclopedia of horror.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

That's his bag. Well, yeah, on that. You should watch the movie Men. Watch that. Oh, I heard everybody knows. Another movie everybody hated that I I liked. What is it? What's it about? It's a very standard, you know, lady in a kind of she's in a cottage in the English country, but there's just, you know, weird shit happening. But the ending of it is so fucking crazy. I loved it so much. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

See, you know me, I don't like crazy. Like, what kind of crazy?

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Bonkers.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

I don't know if I can do it. If you say bonkers, if you say bonkers, then I can't I can't do it, dude. You'll be like, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I I I will.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

I will scream. See the trailer on the show.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

I had him on the background just be like, oh, this movie sucked, I guess, and I'll just put it on the background and I was working. I was like, what the fuck, man? Fuck. Like, like I I had to like turn away. So I can't, yeah. I I can't. I mean, hopefully Matt wasn't on a conference call because I was like screaming in the other. I was like, gross, gross. I don't like grossness.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

The trailer for men, I didn't, I thought it looked it's a very basic kind of story and everything.

SPEAKER_03 38:37

Right.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

Uh but yeah, it's really all worth it just for the ending.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

So it sounds like it's gonna be a cult movie classic again, because it sounds like it's like maybe I don't know. But it's all the way about the end. They edge you all the way to the edge. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's uh yeah, that creeps me out, especially you're in the woods. Like that, that's a double, like, don't ruin the woods for me, dude. You know, I'm just getting back into it, and it's like you're gonna ruin the woods for me. I'm just I'm getting back into going into the woods, and I can't don't ruin it. Like, I can't watch that other fit horror film about the couple that goes on, I forget the their major actors that are in it. They go on a trip, they're in England.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

Yeah, Mike's great.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

I won't watch it. I won't watch it. I won't watch it. They'll be depressed for a week. This British couple, they're in love, it's beautiful, they're having a romantic vacation, they're in the countryside of England, and these kids take this guy's car and they just start driving around. I'm like, these little shits, but then they keep on tormenting them, and then the ending is I won't watch it. I will not watch that film. It is so fucked up. And they're in the woods too. I won't do it. Won't do it. I can't do it. I don't know why they have to fuck with the woods like that. Leave the woods alone. The woods are creepy. What no? No, man. I want solace. You grew up in the woods. I want solace, man. I want solace in the woods. I don't want creepy in the woods.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

You're in the woods anymore. I just watched Hamnet.

SPEAKER_03 40:02

Yeah, I know. I'm gonna watch Hamnet. I just watched Hamnet, and she's in the woods, and that's a great woods. She's you know, I like those woods. Those are great woods. I like those woods. I won't do horror woods anymore. That's it. Don't with the horror woods. I don't stop it. Stop with the horror woods. I don't want it that anymore, man.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

The witch. That's a horror wood.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

And like, do horror in a palantir office. You know what I mean? That's what we should do. Like the tech nerds. There needs to be horror about the tech nerds. That's what we need.

SPEAKER_00 40:33

Yeah, God, it would suck.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

No, man. Why would it suck?

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Because it would be a horror comedy and it would be too fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

No, I wouldn't make it a comedy. I'd be like, it'd be a straight up horror. Like I'd make it a straight up horror. Or make it like him. Because him rubs him rubs the line. It's comedy and a little horror.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

You know? But yeah, yeah. I don't know what else to say about McGruba, it just sucked. I uh did not laugh. Will Forte, I'm glad you're a nice guy. Um I'm sorry that I'm shitting on your film.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

Um well I there's a story with him and Val Kilmer. They hit it off after the movie.

SPEAKER_03 41:07

Oh, that's great.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

And Val Kimmer for some reason was staying at Will Forte's house for a while. And they Will Forte was watching The Amazing Race, the reality show. And Val Kilmer was like, We should we should do this. So they were gonna do the amazing race together. But their their agents said no, you can't really why it's so stupid. I know, yeah. That's so dumb.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

It would have been amazing to watch those two do it. They should do like they should that's the one thing I kind of would watch if you had famous people doing the amazing race. Because that would be funny. That would be fun, yeah. That would be funny. And I'd want like a stupid bitch couple. Like I want like Paris Hilton and fucking um, I don't know, or Kardashian or something. And I want them to be tortured. Like I want them to have to go to like I want them to go to like uh they gotta go to Saudi Arabia or something. Yeah, you go they either have to go to an African country, like like, no, we gotta give them like uh Bikino Faso, like a country they don't even know existed.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

Do like a cannibal holocaust where they go.

SPEAKER_03 42:05

And I want horror. I want like you're stuck on an island. It's like, what are we gonna do? I'm like, this is fantastic, you know? Or send her to the war coutorn country. That's where you should drop him in Iran. Like, here you go. Here you go, you little saviors. Here you go. Let's see what you do, huh? Let's see what you look like in a burqa, bitch. Um, my bad. But that's stupid. I would have loved to seen that. Yeah, it would suck. Yeah, yeah. Um, and so all right, Pete Val Kilmer. I love Val Kilmer. I really do. Yeah, yeah. And actually, this made me actually appreciate Ryan Philippe, whatever the fuck more. Yeah. You know, because I was just like, all right, because I always like cruel intentions, he annoyed me. Like his acting always annoyed me. It's like it's like he left his lips out.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

He was always Yeah. I didn't really know him from anything. Yeah, me either. I know his I know the name.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

I know him a lot of stuff. He did Cruel Intentions and then he did um he's played a lot. He tried to do serious roles too. He's kind of like the Stephen Dorf of the latter day era, where it's like they didn't he got there and then he didn't and he was married to Reese Witherspoon.

SPEAKER_00 43:13

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

And then they got divorced. They had a kid, don't they? They had a kid, I think so. And then um, but yeah, they were like a I think they were the couple when they were younger.

SPEAKER_00 43:23

She is a monster.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:26

Big money now.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

I waited on her and Jake Gillenhall when they were together.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

They were together? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

After the uh the after Ryan, she went to him. Wow, and uh yeah, both came up. Yeah, so he's he's an asshole, dude. But dude, I worked, so I worked, I saw him then. I didn't say anything. Uh it was in Charleston, South Carolina, I was working at this place, and the staff were assholes, and they're all mad that I got to wait on them. They're like, Can we switch? I'm like, fuck off. No. And I didn't say anything to them, I just waited on them, but Jake Jill. Hall lift his head up, and I was like, wow, he is attractive, like a person. Like, oh my god, those big eyes and stuff like that. And um, and I was like, all right, cool. And then years later, I did a I was a key set on a job that Corey Fuca, whatever the fuck, from um True Detective, who's also an asshole, um was directing this like commercial or whatever for um thing, oh daddy's home. Oh, look who's home.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

Oh now who looks unconscious. Yeah, seriously.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Dude, seriously. Yeah, Micah, too bad about you, huh? Oh Micah, he cares more about pussy than you, sweetheart. Yeah, we know that. Which number date is this, by the way?

unknown 44:51

Three.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Oh, okay. This is good. So this is the first time?

unknown 44:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Okay, that's great. Number three, three times the charm. All right, wonderful. You want to see her again?

unknown 45:00

I hope so.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Okay. What's her full legal name?

SPEAKER_03 45:07

This is so great, it's no more house phones. I used to get such many calls from chicks looking for my brother, being like, hi, is Kelly there? And I'm like, Kelly? Did he go with Kelly now? Like, he changes his name. You change it up. Is Colin there? And I'm like, Colin. Yeah, dude, aliases. But good, yeah. I took her out this morning, though. She was good. And I don't think she made an accident or anything. Yeah. Brush your hair, you fucking freak.

SPEAKER_00 45:39

Let him know. Yeah. Let the world know.

SPEAKER_03 45:43

Whore! Shame. I'm gonna say Matt Benjamin got laid and we had a walk. Trent and I got a text at 11:30 in the morning last night, but we were like, we went to bed early to walk the dog. And meanwhile, just he banded his dog for pussy. Dude. Left her. Left her. Just alone. What dog? What dog? Oh my god. And Nicole Smith's in this one too. Um so yeah, he fucks. Like Leslie just fucks. Um fuck. So yeah, sorry, I was doing this. So anyway, let me go back to the story. I'll restart it again just so we have it clipped up, right? So I went to um years later, after the I bumped into him, then I was worked on this job where he was doing a play called Sunday in the park with George. It was a musical. Yeah. And he did wanted to do like a commercial for it, but he wanted to be arts. So he got Corey fucking fuckhead. And and they it was pretty like they had him walk down and singing around the thing, uh the scaffolding, whatever, and the catwalk. So he was and Corey was in a harness because you know that's how he rolls, the director. And um used to do ski videos and stuff. And then um I was over and I was like, great. And I was taking him back to the green, like wherever he was, and I was like, oh man, that was great. I was like, I just have to say, you're you're very, very talented. And he's like, You sound like my mother. And I looked at him and I was like, you know what? You only made it because your daddy's better!

SPEAKER_00 47:18

I'm speaking of that. I'm excited to see her movie because everybody's hating it.

SPEAKER_03 47:21

Yeah, everyone's hating the bride.

SPEAKER_00 47:23

So are you saying it today? Are you?

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Oh, let me know how it is. But you're very lenient though. You're very nice. Yeah. But don't be with Maggie. She's a rich kid.

SPEAKER_01 47:30

That's true. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 47:31

That's for real. Um, are you so are you to see it? The bride?

SPEAKER_00 47:35

I'll wait for it to go streaming.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

It's too bad because Jesse Buckley's on a high.

SPEAKER_00 47:39

Oh, yeah. She's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 47:41

Yeah, she's absolutely amazing. Christian Bale's fantastic.

SPEAKER_00 47:45

But I don't know. People are just saying it's like a huge swing and a miss.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

Oh man, what a bummer, dude. Everyone's fucking up. Weathering Heights. You didn't like that one, right? Or you didn't like it? It was fine. It was fine. Um that was boring. Yeah. So they'll never bring back McGruber, though. Well, they did. They did?

SPEAKER_01 48:04

They made a Peacock series.

SPEAKER_03 48:07

They did? Yeah. No shit. And they have an extended version too, which thank God I didn't watch that.

SPEAKER_00 48:12

That's only like three extra minutes.

SPEAKER_03 48:13

Yeah, I was gonna say, I like really. I was asking him. I watched it. I was like, you did? Okay, because I was gonna say you had the option of extended or the regular, and I asked Trent, he goes, Yeah, I just watched the regular. But the extended version was like an hour 35 compared to an hour 30. And I'm like, why would you even do that? Like, what are you what's the five minutes? I I don't even get it.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

That's how it was back then.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

I mean with comedies, they all had to be 90 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 48:36

Well, they all had the theatrical, right? Then they'd have like the unrated one. I think like American Pie kind of made that popular. Yeah. Like on DVD. They would have two DVDs that people would end up buying, the regular and the unrated censored or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 48:52

Yeah, no, right, right, right. Yeah. You might be right with that. I'd have to think about that. Because back in the day you could just, you know, not be censored. And you could just fucking lay it out there, dog. You know? Back in the day, we were fucking, you know, rock and roll, man. When people were doing shit, you know? Going out, partying, doing K. You know? Um, what time is it?

SPEAKER_00 49:14

It's time for us to pack it up. 2 13.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

Oh, fuck me. Yeah, I gotta go.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

You gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

Yeah. All right, listen.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Trent, give him socials. Oh, uh, you follow me on Instagram, Trent underscore Mabry M-A-B-R-Y, and then uh I have an album out on sp on Spotify. It's called Good to Be Here.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

It's fucking fantastic.

SPEAKER_00 49:33

Levi. Levi the White, Instagram, everything.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

Uh J Love Comedy special. It's fucking peaked at five fifty five hundred. I it's fucking six thousand. Get it to six thousand assholes once we put this up. All right. Much love. Have a good day.